Funny Instant Messenger Convos

[Garouga! Bare Your Fangs!]

Ah, the wonders of AIM...This is when I was talking with my friend not too long ago.


roznfishstik: hey how are you and lizzie g.
froznfishstik: =?
SealsAreCool619: good
froznfishstik: have you hugged her?
froznfishstik: eh eh eh
SealsAreCool619: ...EVIL PERSON
SealsAreCool619: you shall not know
froznfishstik: ko
SealsAreCool619: don't knock me out
SealsAreCool619: ive been good
SealsAreCool619: for the most part
froznfishstik: ok
froznfishstik: la de da
SealsAreCool619: i like eggs
SealsAreCool619: egg
SealsAreCool619: ego
SealsAreCool619: go
SealsAreCool619: go away
SealsAreCool619: ok alternate me
SealsAreCool619: bye bye
froznfishstik: bye
SealsAreCool619: who are you saying bye to?
froznfishstik: i thought youb said bye
SealsAreCool619: i did?>
SealsAreCool619: heh
SealsAreCool619: riiight
froznfishstik: i don't know silly
froznfishstik: i just want to talk to ericv
froznfishstik: or eric
SealsAreCool619: i dont know ericv
froznfishstik: me either
froznfishstik: i know eric
SealsAreCool619: i like sparkles
froznfishstik: i like unicorns
SealsAreCool619: i like corn
froznfishstik: i like ham
froznfishstik: what song should i put on my myspace
froznfishstik: ?
SealsAreCool619: hmmmm...
froznfishstik: nvm i found one
SealsAreCool619: i know a goofy music video u can put
SealsAreCool619: teh happy song
froznfishstik: ok
SealsAreCool619: coffee
SealsAreCool619: coffee cake
SealsAreCool619: cake
SealsAreCool619: pie
froznfishstik: cake racist
SealsAreCool619: you
froznfishstik: agh making me cry
SealsAreCool619: YOU'RE the one who has to tell what color cake you're eating
SealsAreCool619: and what color is the best
froznfishstik: i like chocolate
froznfishstik: yellow
SealsAreCool619: SEE?! RACIST!!!
froznfishstik: yuck
froznfishstik: i'm sorry
SealsAreCool619: no, you're CAKE RACIST
SealsAreCool619: *sob sob*
froznfishstik: i should be shunned
froznfishstik: from the cake commmunity
SealsAreCool619: EXILE
froznfishstik: wahhhhhhhhhhhh
froznfishstik: i be crying
froznfishstik: why must you do this to me joseph
SealsAreCool619:
Oats
Goats
Baaaaa
Bad corn
Corn
Field
OATS
SealsAreCool619: happy now?
froznfishstik: YAY
froznfishstik: why thank you
SealsAreCool619: don't thank me, thank...SPARKY, the man-eating wolf of happiness
froznfishstik: wow umm....awkward
froznfishstik: jk haha
SealsAreCool619: Thank You! Because of your sadness, a human sacrifice has been made in your name to Sparky!
froznfishstik: WHAT THE CRAP!?!
froznfishstik: that is just a bit sad
SealsAreCool619: Thank You! Because of your sadness, a human sacrifice has been made in your name to Sparky!
froznfishstik: ok stop saying that
SealsAreCool619: Error 400: Your friendship minutes with SealsAreCool619 have run out

 

[digi-kun]

Story: blue and I are looking at a debate whether God exists or not

Mihara says:
Funny thing though, eventually the ones that don't believe are always the ones that end up swearing XD
Digi-kun says:
nonetheless, in today's society, the swear is used to emphasive something
Mihara says:
Yeah, but the way they use it is more or less just them grasping
Digi-kun says:
that made no sense whatsoever XD
Mihara says:
It did...just not to you XD
Mihara says:
It means that when they use them, they don't use them to emphasive, they use them because they have no arguments left XD
Digi-kun says:
really? from what i see it was more of
Digi-kun says:
You're ignorant cuz you're wrong
Digi-kun says:
cuz it's true*
Digi-kun says:
and theres no proof against it
Digi-kun says:
same goes vice versa
Digi-kun says:
and again
Digi-kun says:
and again
Digi-kun says:
and again
Digi-kun says:
and again
Mihara says:
and eventually God gets tired and ***** slaps them both
Digi-kun says:
ya XD
Mihara says:
XD

 

[LedZeppelin]

Me and Erica were 'arguing' about the XIII Order from Kingdom Hearts II and then this came up...


Erica/Lightning says:
KH needs more ganster bosses.
Erica/Lightning says:
gangster
Erica/Lightning says:
sdflkjsds
Roxas says:
They need someone who's been shot 9 times...
Roxas says:
like 50 Cent! XD
Erica/Lightning says:
XDD
Erica/Lightning says:
That could be like...Pimp World. But you'd need a party member.
Roxas says:
"Yo Sora, we gon' party in da club and take yo' *** to the candy shop, *****" XD
Erica/Lightning says:
!
Erica/Lightning says:
It would have to be a world like Atlantica.
Roxas says:
XD
Erica/Lightning says:
Donald rapping would be hilarious. XD
Roxas says:
eeeeeeew XD
Erica/Lightning says:
XD
Roxas says:
i can imagine sora rapping...
Roxas says:
Yo my name is sora
Yeah i'm a G
Everytime I walk by you wish to be me
I gots my hoe Kairi
Yeah she's my btich
But I let everyone have her
Even my ***** Stich

 

[Dawg 2005]

A short peice that I remember from a convo with Nicoleb

Whip dude:You suck
Whip dude:Therefore...
Whip dude:You suck

XD

Here's one I just had with Wakachamo:

wakachamo - I have ACWW: Gates aren't open right now. says:
HEY DAWG
{FPS} Mr. Feleeny (John XD) says:
HI
{FPS} Mr. Feleeny (John XD) says:
XD
wakachamo - I have ACWW: Gates aren't open right now. says:
'sup DAWG?
{FPS} Mr. Feleeny (John XD) says:
Nothin' WAKA
{FPS} Mr. Feleeny (John XD) says:
YOU?
{FPS} Mr. Feleeny (John XD) says:
XD
wakachamo - I have ACWW: Gates aren't open right now. says:
cool DAWG
wakachamo - I have ACWW: Gates aren't open right now. says:
I'm fine, DAWG
wakachamo - I have ACWW: Gates aren't open right now. says:
Dawg is a cool thing to shout out
wakachamo - I have ACWW: Gates aren't open right now. says:
OH MAH GAWD, DAWG
{FPS} Mr. Feleeny (John XD) says:
XD
wakachamo - I have ACWW: Gates aren't open right now. says:
GAWD ≠ DAWG
{FPS} Mr. Feleeny (John XD) says:
xDD

 

[Chairman Kaga]

y0u9!r45u, you should know not to post a convo with any amount of sexual content =/ Don't do it again.

[*delete*]

 

[Kenji-san]

Oh, I'm sorry xD We were just having some fun. I won't do it again

 

[Inome]

Heh, this convo is pretty funny. It starts off with me being pretty...hurt, but it gets better.

Me: hey whats up i'm sorry if i made u mad earlier 2day or last night i justn don't twant to b the next (person's ex girfriend who he dumped in this big dramatic scene)
Friend: i'm licking kool aid pwder offa my hand]
Me:thats nice....
Me:i'm drinking tang and eating fwoot loops
Me:froot*
Friend:i smell grapey
*Goes away then returns*
Friend: eww this kool aid tastes like CHERRIES
Friend: and its tangy
Me: but, its grape...?
Friend: yup i know
Friend:to me
Friend: too much....
Friend: SUGAR
Me: ya it's like eating sugar out of the container thats y u put it in water and mix it
Friend:i tried that (font is huge)
Friend: huh?
Friend: my font is funkitated
Friend: o nvm (font returns to normal)
*Goes away and comes back again*
Friend:«««word<>
*goes away again and comes back 20 minutes later*
Me: welcome back did u go bounce of the wall?
Friend: no i threw a football and taunted some dog
Me: how mean!
Friend: it was a lil barkign machine
Me: that's like picking on lil richie! (kid at school whos shorter than my 8 year old sister)
Friend:i told it the following:" you kno i can eat you, yea ya lil itty bitty not so cutey wootey pooch, i can eat you"

And there the convo ends. You'd have to go to my school to understand some of it, and you'd have to know this kid. He's pretty....you know, I can't think of a word to describe him.

 

[Garouga! Bare Your Fangs!]

SealsAreCool619: im feeding my dog frosted flakes
SealsAreCool619: very entertaining results
BoarderGoth: HAHAHAHAHA
BoarderGoth: i fed murry's dog frosted flakes when i couldnt find the dog food
BoarderGoth: he just fell asleep
SealsAreCool619: yea, well...can you say SUGAR SHOCK?
SealsAreCool619: he just ran down the hallway, and all i saw was a big streak of fur
BoarderGoth: HAHAHAHA

This one is a real-life conversation between me and my friend Lizzie:

Me: How's your day been?
Lizzie: My literature teacher is beyond evil...
Me: What'd she do?
Lizzie: It's a long story. I'll tell you later.
Me: Ah...My entire life skills class thinks I like guys.
Lizzie: *starts laughing* Really?
Me: Yep. One of my 'not too proud of this' moments.
*At this point, we reached my homeroom, so I said bye and jumped on the porch so I wouldn't be late. Feeling the urge to show off, I leped from the railing into the door, hitting my head on the top of the doorframe*
Me: SON OF A--
Lizzie: Nice one...

 

[Snivi]

[ Fullmetal Angel ] says:
I need to kill my cat
[ Fullmetal Angel ] says:
She is trying to attack my Ed wallscroll
[ Fullmetal Angel ] says:
She has a death wish. XD
Peachie [Pink Perv Pimp?!?] says:
Well she can't resist Ed either XD
[ Fullmetal Angel ] says:
XD!!

 

[Samurai X]

This is a better version of The Da Vinci Code(movie):

Nuggy Chan : Well....All the main characters are Shippo 8D Except for Silas who is Inuyasha <3 You see, Silas/Inuyasha whips himself, so when he is hurt from the whipping, I pop in and tend to his wounds...Then we go makeout in the closet 8D *Inuyasha fangirl <33* And everyone who is not a main character is Miroku 8D And yeah.... X3

This is karma at work:

Nuggy Chan : Of course there are more....but I can't think of amy at the moment v_v
Nuggy Chan : *any'
PokeRevX : Who's Amy? XD
PokeRevX : Farn it you beat me to it.
PokeRevX : *Darn
Nuggy Chan : Lol
Nuggy Chan : SEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PokeRevX : Karma
Nuggy Chan : I am not the only one who makes spelling errors ;;
Nuggy Chan : I hate karama
Nuggy Chan : *karma

 

[Willuknight]

[1:54am] Willuknight: Growly> are we doing emo poety?
[1:54am] Growly: it's a song
[1:54am] Growly: a non-emo song
[1:54am] Growly: a nice song.
[1:54am] * PhlyingMonkey writes some emo poety
[1:54am] PhlyingMonkey: I wish i knew how to quit you
[1:54am] PhlyingMonkey: i cut myself
[1:55am] PhlyingMonkey: fin
[1:55am] Willuknight: my emo poety:
[1:55am] Willuknight: It's night outside
[1:55am] Willuknight: dark and cold
[1:55am] Willuknight: its raining
[1:55am] Willuknight: wet and damp
[1:55am] Willuknight: i have no friends
[1:55am] Willuknight: my best friend is in jail
[1:55am] Growly: i think i'll do quantum physics.
[1:55am] Willuknight: and my sister killed herself
[1:55am] Willuknight: i long to be with her
[1:55am] Willuknight: as i feel the seductive kiss of the razor
[1:55am] Willuknight: FIN
[1:55am] Growly: i can write emo poetry:
[1:56am] Growly: sharp knife

 

[Drummershuff]

ƉʀʉᴍɱəřṧƕųƒƑ says:
o_o
(¯`·._.·[ ¨°º"°¨¨ (_.´¯`·«¤°][¤Emma¤][°¤»·´¯`·._) ¨¨°º"°¨ ]._.·´¯) says:
?
ƉʀʉᴍɱəřṧƕųƒƑ says:
o__O
(¯`·._.·[ ¨°º"°¨¨ (_.´¯`·«¤°][¤Emma¤][°¤»·´¯`·._) ¨¨°º"°¨ ]._.·´¯) says:
O.O
ƉʀʉᴍɱəřṧƕųƒƑ says:
*runs in triangles*
(¯`·._.·[ ¨°º"°¨¨ (_.´¯`·«¤°][¤Emma¤][°¤»·´¯`·._) ¨¨°º"°¨ ]._.·´¯) says:

ƉʀʉᴍɱəřṧƕųƒƑ says:
o____________________o
(¯`·._.·[ ¨°º"°¨¨ (_.´¯`·«¤°][¤Emma¤][°¤»·´¯`·._) ¨¨°º"°¨ ]._.·´¯) says:
o___o o__o o_o
ƉʀʉᴍɱəřṧƕųƒƑ says:
o________________________________________o

Conor has been added to the conversation.

ƉʀʉᴍɱəřṧƕųƒƑ says:
o_________________________________o
(¯`·._.·[ ¨°º"°¨¨ (_.´¯`·«¤°][¤Emma¤][°¤»·´¯`·._) ¨¨°º"°¨ ]._.·´¯) says:
O___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________o
ƉʀʉᴍɱəřṧƕųƒƑ says:
o________________________________________________________________________________________________________o
ƉʀʉᴍɱəřṧƕųƒƑ says:
o_____________________________o
Conor says:
O_____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________o
ƉʀʉᴍɱəřṧƕųƒƑ says:
o_______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________o
ƉʀʉᴍɱəřṧƕųƒƑ says:
Enough now
ƉʀʉᴍɱəřṧƕųƒƑ says:
Hey Conor
Conor says:
o________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________o
Conor says:
hey matt, Emma

 

[Lord Mike]

LA_Girl join the chat.

LA_Girl: Hello? Is this the thing you people call "IM"?
YoMama: Yeah. Sort of. Why?
LA_Girl: I never heard of it before.
YoMama: You must live a sheltered life then.
LA_Girl: For your information, I still have a parent and I get food every night.
YoMama: Really?
LA_Girl: I know. Don't I have the perfect life?
YoMama: Yep. You sure do.
LA_Girl: I get to go to school too.
YoMama: Really? That's increible!
LA_Girl: Yeah! I know. I have a house too.
YoMama: Really?
LA_Girl: I guess you don't have as much as me.
YoMama: Oh no! I only have two parents, I only have seven video game systems, I have to go to school, I get to eat as much as I want, and I have life!
LA_Girl: Really? I wish I had life.
YoMama: You don't do you?

This girl revealed later that she was pretending to be poor. It was many laughs.

 

[Garouga! Bare Your Fangs!]

SealsAreCool619: oh god...one of my friends called and said he wasn't wearing any pants
BoarderGoth: summer is a pantsless season
SealsAreCool619: i still wear pants
SealsAreCool619: i happen to like pants
BoarderGoth: pants, or shorts???
SealsAreCool619: pants of course, because i like them
BoarderGoth: or because ur legs look like walking forests
SealsAreCool619: shaddup

 

[Drummershuff]

Kylie and Me.

ƉʀʉᴍɱəřṧƕųƒƑ / Dawg 2005 says:
Those thoughts.
ƉʀʉᴍɱəřṧƕųƒƑ / Dawg 2005 says:
"Going to make out with a pillow"
みさき 鈴原 M i s a k i.Suzuhara says:
...oh
みさき 鈴原 M i s a k i.Suzuhara says:
xD
みさき 鈴原 M i s a k i.Suzuhara says:
I read that idea on the net
ƉʀʉᴍɱəřṧƕųƒƑ / Dawg 2005 says:
Oh
ƉʀʉᴍɱəřṧƕųƒƑ / Dawg 2005 says:
You haven't tried it? XD
みさき 鈴原 M i s a k i.Suzuhara says:
xD No
みさき 鈴原 M i s a k i.Suzuhara says:
I haven't.
みさき 鈴原 M i s a k i.Suzuhara says:
I will tonight though
みさき 鈴原 M i s a k i.Suzuhara says:
+----+
みさき 鈴原 M i s a k i.Suzuhara says:
D;
ƉʀʉᴍɱəřṧƕųƒƑ / Dawg 2005 says:
OMG
ƉʀʉᴍɱəřṧƕųƒƑ / Dawg 2005 says:
Funny Convo thread here I come
ƉʀʉᴍɱəřṧƕųƒƑ / Dawg 2005 says:
=P
みさき 鈴原 M i s a k i.Suzuhara says:
...please
みさき 鈴原 M i s a k i.Suzuhara says:
don't
みさき 鈴原 M i s a k i.Suzuhara says:
xD
みさき 鈴原 M i s a k i.Suzuhara says:
Dooon't
ƉʀʉᴍɱəřṧƕųƒƑ / Dawg 2005 says:
XD
みさき 鈴原 M i s a k i.Suzuhara says:
Post it wherever, but not there
みさき 鈴原 M i s a k i.Suzuhara says:
Please
みさき 鈴原 M i s a k i.Suzuhara says:
xD
ƉʀʉᴍɱəřṧƕųƒƑ / Dawg 2005 says:
Aw
みさき 鈴原 M i s a k i.Suzuhara says:
...oh, alright
みさき 鈴原 M i s a k i.Suzuhara says:
--;
みさき 鈴原 M i s a k i.Suzuhara says:
Go ahead.
みさき 鈴原 M i s a k i.Suzuhara says:
I posted it in my LJ
みさき 鈴原 M i s a k i.Suzuhara says:
So you can post it on PC
みさき 鈴原 M i s a k i.Suzuhara says:
-resigned sigh-
ƉʀʉᴍɱəřṧƕųƒƑ / Dawg 2005 says:
You don't want other PC members and staff seeing what a dirty little girl you are
みさき 鈴原 M i s a k i.Suzuhara says:
...shut up
ƉʀʉᴍɱəřṧƕųƒƑ / Dawg 2005 says:
xD;
みさき 鈴原 M i s a k i.Suzuhara says:
xDDDD

Oh, I forgot to mention the +----+ was orginally a "j/k" oh well. XD

 

[Dawg 2005]

Matty-poo and I. XD

ƉʀʉᴍɱəřṧƕųƒƑ / Dawg 2005 says:
XD!
I don't
Toilet
brb
John says:
XD
K
ƉʀʉᴍɱəřṧƕųƒƑ / Dawg 2005 says:
Back
John says:
K
ƉʀʉᴍɱəřṧƕųƒƑ / Dawg 2005 says:
K
Come on barbie
Lets go party
John says:
Okay
XD
ƉʀʉᴍɱəřṧƕųƒƑ / Dawg 2005 says:
*party*
John says:
*Strip*
*Shot*
XD
ƉʀʉᴍɱəřṧƕųƒƑ / Dawg 2005 says:
*runs*
8DD
John says:
Barbie: AFTER HOURS

*Strip* That'll be ten dollars.
XD
ƉʀʉᴍɱəřṧƕųƒƑ / Dawg 2005 says:
XDDDD
Laughing my *** off.
SRSLY
John says:
XD
I'm posting in the funny convo thread
XD
ƉʀʉᴍɱəřṧƕųƒƑ / Dawg 2005 says:
Okay
Where?
John says:
....
ƉʀʉᴍɱəřṧƕųƒƑ / Dawg 2005 says:
I mean
WHAT?!
John says:
Funny convo thread maybe?
XDDD

 

[Karasuma]

Me & Emma-chan's destiny xP

Gate Keeper Chris "To save my arse" says:
Emma-chan remember the sayins I said for this summer xP
ello
(¯`·._.·[ ¨°º"°¨¨ (_.´¯`·«¤°][¤Emma¤][°¤»·´¯`·._) ¨¨°º"°¨ ]._.·´¯) says:
XD
Hi
Gate Keeper Chris "To save my arse" says:
hey how are you, I've been feeling pretty chiper about now xP
(¯`·._.·[ ¨°º"°¨¨ (_.´¯`·«¤°][¤Emma¤][°¤»·´¯`·._) ¨¨°º"°¨ ]._.·´¯) says:
XD I'm aiming to get 1,111
Posts
XP
Which is like 13 posts
XDD
Gate Keeper Chris "To save my arse" says:
I wanted to be first, but Matty beated me
xD
(¯`·._.·[ ¨°º"°¨¨ (_.´¯`·«¤°][¤Emma¤][°¤»·´¯`·._) ¨¨°º"°¨ ]._.·´¯) says:
XD
Gate Keeper Chris "To save my arse" says:
I blame school for this
(¯`·._.·[ ¨°º"°¨¨ (_.´¯`·«¤°][¤Emma¤][°¤»·´¯`·._) ¨¨°º"°¨ ]._.·´¯) says:
How do you find out whos in the lead?
Gate Keeper Chris "To save my arse" says:
You guys are lucky
xD
(¯`·._.·[ ¨°º"°¨¨ (_.´¯`·«¤°][¤Emma¤][°¤»·´¯`·._) ¨¨°º"°¨ ]._.·´¯) says:
XD
Gate Keeper Chris "To save my arse" says:
Press were it says reply
replies
did it work?
xD
(¯`·._.·[ ¨°º"°¨¨ (_.´¯`·«¤°][¤Emma¤][°¤»·´¯`·._) ¨¨°º"°¨ ]._.·´¯) says:
XP
Gate Keeper Chris "To save my arse" says:
But I'll show you here

User Name Posts
Dawg 2005 113
drummershuff 104
Rock Lee 59
Emma 49

xP
(¯`·._.·[ ¨°º"°¨¨ (_.´¯`·«¤°][¤Emma¤][°¤»·´¯`·._) ¨¨°º"°¨ ]._.·´¯) says:
Argh
Must post more
XD
Gate Keeper Chris "To save my arse" says:
You must pass me first xP
(¯`·._.·[ ¨°º"°¨¨ (_.´¯`·«¤°][¤Emma¤][°¤»·´¯`·._) ¨¨°º"°¨ ]._.·´¯) says:
XD
Gate Keeper Chris "To save my arse" says:
I feel like singing a song xD
(¯`·._.·[ ¨°º"°¨¨ (_.´¯`·«¤°][¤Emma¤][°¤»·´¯`·._) ¨¨°º"°¨ ]._.·´¯) says:
Tomorrow I'm gonna wake up really early and post alot >8)
XD
Gate Keeper Chris "To save my arse" says:
"Cause Everytime I touch Emma, I get this feeling" xD
nice huh
xD
Its from cascada
(¯`·._.·[ ¨°º"°¨¨ (_.´¯`·«¤°][¤Emma¤][°¤»·´¯`·._) ¨¨°º"°¨ ]._.·´¯) says:
XDD
Gate Keeper Chris "To save my arse" says:
I don't know why but that song is in my head
*touches walls*
*touches puppies*
*touches Michael jackson*
*touches meh*
(¯`·._.·[ ¨°º"°¨¨ (_.´¯`·«¤°][¤Emma¤][°¤»·´¯`·._) ¨¨°º"°¨ ]._.·´¯) says:
XDDDDD
Gate Keeper Chris "To save my arse" says:
*touches Emma-chan*
xD
So tommorrow your waking up early?
xD
(¯`·._.·[ ¨°º"°¨¨ (_.´¯`·«¤°][¤Emma¤][°¤»·´¯`·._) ¨¨°º"°¨ ]._.·´¯) says:
Yea
XP
Today I woke up about 7
I must wake earlier
XD
Gate Keeper Chris "To save my arse" says:
Its my fault for making you miss yesterdays first post, you should smack me ;__;
xD
(¯`·._.·[ ¨°º"°¨¨ (_.´¯`·«¤°][¤Emma¤][°¤»·´¯`·._) ¨¨°º"°¨ ]._.·´¯) says:
XDDD
Gate Keeper Chris "To save my arse" says:
But really, smack me Emma, it was my fault
xD
(¯`·._.·[ ¨°º"°¨¨ (_.´¯`·«¤°][¤Emma¤][°¤»·´¯`·._) ¨¨°º"°¨ ]._.·´¯) says:
*Slap*
XDD
Gate Keeper Chris "To save my arse" says:
Ouchies ;0;
xD
(¯`·._.·[ ¨°º"°¨¨ (_.´¯`·«¤°][¤Emma¤][°¤»·´¯`·._) ¨¨°º"°¨ ]._.·´¯) says:
XDD
Gate Keeper Chris "To save my arse" says:
Thats gonna leave a mark
xD
I promise I'll make it up to you
xD
(¯`·._.·[ ¨°º"°¨¨ (_.´¯`·«¤°][¤Emma¤][°¤»·´¯`·._) ¨¨°º"°¨ ]._.·´¯) says:
XDD
Gate Keeper Chris "To save my arse" says:
I'll
I'll
I'll buy you Ice cream
xD
(¯`·._.·[ ¨°º"°¨¨ (_.´¯`·«¤°][¤Emma¤][°¤»·´¯`·._) ¨¨°º"°¨ ]._.·´¯) says:
XDDDDD
Gate Keeper Chris "To save my arse" says:
Or maybe you should give me another slap, but in the back of my head for being dummy ;_;
xD
(¯`·._.·[ ¨°º"°¨¨ (_.´¯`·«¤°][¤Emma¤][°¤»·´¯`·._) ¨¨°º"°¨ ]._.·´¯) says:
Lol XP
Gate Keeper Chris "To save my arse" says:
XP everyones been talking about how hawt you'll look as barbie
xDDD
(¯`·._.·[ ¨°º"°¨¨ (_.´¯`·«¤°][¤Emma¤][°¤»·´¯`·._) ¨¨°º"°¨ ]._.·´¯) says:
XD
Gate Keeper Chris "To save my arse" says:
To tell you the truth I agree, you'll look pretty smexy
xD
But you are very smexy as you are now Emma, very, very smexy
xD
(¯`·._.·[ ¨°º"°¨¨ (_.´¯`·«¤°][¤Emma¤][°¤»·´¯`·._) ¨¨°º"°¨ ]._.·´¯) says:
XD I had my eyebrows plucked yesterdat ><
Gate Keeper Chris "To save my arse" says:
Aww ;_; should I kiss your forehead to make it feel better? ;__;
xD
(¯`·._.·[ ¨°º"°¨¨ (_.´¯`·«¤°][¤Emma¤][°¤»·´¯`·._) ¨¨°º"°¨ ]._.·´¯) says:
*Yesterday
I can't spell today XD
Gate Keeper Chris "To save my arse" says:
Then I was too late ;O;
xD
School strikes back
against me
xD
I'd like to blow up my school now!
xD

No offense to all Michael Jackson fans out there xD

 

[Drummershuff]

John says:
aH
ƉʀʉᴍɱəřṧƕųƒƑ / Dawg 2005 says:
Ah*
xD
John says:
**** CAPS LOCK
XD
ƉʀʉᴍɱəřṧƕųƒƑ / Dawg 2005 says:
I know
Hate it
XD
John says:
XD
ƉʀʉᴍɱəřṧƕųƒƑ / Dawg 2005 says:
^_^
John says:
^__^
ƉʀʉᴍɱəřṧƕųƒƑ / Dawg 2005 says:
^___^
John says:
^_____^
^______^
^_______^
^__________^
^____________^
ƉʀʉᴍɱəřṧƕųƒƑ / Dawg 2005 says:
ILIKECARPET
John says:
^______________^
XDDDD
ƉʀʉᴍɱəřṧƕųƒƑ / Dawg 2005 says:
*posts in funny convo thread, it's not the funniest, but meh*
John says:
True
XD

[Not the funniest, but blah]

Another one I just had with Emma. XD

ƉʀʉᴍɱəřṧƕųƒƑ / Dawg 2005 says:
Hiya Barbie.
(¯`·._.·[ ¨°º"°¨¨ (_.´¯`·«¤°][¤Emma¤][°¤»·´¯`·._) ¨¨°º"°¨ ]._.·´¯) says:
Hi ken
ƉʀʉᴍɱəřṧƕųƒƑ / Dawg 2005 says:
You wanna go for a ride?
(¯`·._.·[ ¨°º"°¨¨ (_.´¯`·«¤°][¤Emma¤][°¤»·´¯`·._) ¨¨°º"°¨ ]._.·´¯) says:
Sure ken
ƉʀʉᴍɱəřṧƕųƒƑ / Dawg 2005 says:
Jump in
(¯`·._.·[ ¨°º"°¨¨ (_.´¯`·«¤°][¤Emma¤][°¤»·´¯`·._) ¨¨°º"°¨ ]._.·´¯) says:
I'm a barbie girl
ƉʀʉᴍɱəřṧƕųƒƑ / Dawg 2005 says:
In the Barbie world
(¯`·._.·[ ¨°º"°¨¨ (_.´¯`·«¤°][¤Emma¤][°¤»·´¯`·._) ¨¨°º"°¨ ]._.·´¯) says:
Life in plastic
ƉʀʉᴍɱəřṧƕųƒƑ / Dawg 2005 says:
It's fantastic
(¯`·._.·[ ¨°º"°¨¨ (_.´¯`·«¤°][¤Emma¤][°¤»·´¯`·._) ¨¨°º"°¨ ]._.·´¯) says:
You can brush my hair
ƉʀʉᴍɱəřṧƕųƒƑ / Dawg 2005 says:
Undress me everywhere
(¯`·._.·[ ¨°º"°¨¨ (_.´¯`·«¤°][¤Emma¤][°¤»·´¯`·._) ¨¨°º"°¨ ]._.·´¯) says:
Imagination
ƉʀʉᴍɱəřṧƕųƒƑ / Dawg 2005 says:
Life your creation
(¯`·._.·[ ¨°º"°¨¨ (_.´¯`·«¤°][¤Emma¤][°¤»·´¯`·._) ¨¨°º"°¨ ]._.·´¯) says:
Come on barbie lets go party XP
ƉʀʉᴍɱəřṧƕųƒƑ / Dawg 2005 says:
I'm a Barbie girl
(¯`·._.·[ ¨°º"°¨¨ (_.´¯`·«¤°][¤Emma¤][°¤»·´¯`·._) ¨¨°º"°¨ ]._.·´¯) says:
in a barbie world
ƉʀʉᴍɱəřṧƕųƒƑ / Dawg 2005 says:
Life in plastic
(¯`·._.·[ ¨°º"°¨¨ (_.´¯`·«¤°][¤Emma¤][°¤»·´¯`·._) ¨¨°º"°¨ ]._.·´¯) says:
It's fantastic
ƉʀʉᴍɱəřṧƕųƒƑ / Dawg 2005 says:
You can brush my hair
(¯`·._.·[ ¨°º"°¨¨ (_.´¯`·«¤°][¤Emma¤][°¤»·´¯`·._) ¨¨°º"°¨ ]._.·´¯) says:
Undress me everywhere
ƉʀʉᴍɱəřṧƕųƒƑ / Dawg 2005 says:
imagination
(¯`·._.·[ ¨°º"°¨¨ (_.´¯`·«¤°][¤Emma¤][°¤»·´¯`·._) ¨¨°º"°¨ ]._.·´¯) says:
Life is your creation
ƉʀʉᴍɱəřṧƕųƒƑ / Dawg 2005 says:
Come on Barbie, let's go party!

 

[Amy-chan]

Here's one I found amusing, between myself(Amy) and PC's very own Smarties-kun. n_n; It proves what random idiots we are. O.o <3 Prepare to have your retinas burned...

Smarties-kun says:
Most of my classmates think I'm weird for believing llamas will take over the world O.o I wonder why??
Amy says:
No idea. o_o; I think they will too...and then all those who didn't believe us will get it! *muahahaha*
Smarties-kun says:
Yes. And only those who truly believed in the llamas shall survive, while the rest shall burn to dust *hysterical laugh*
Amy says:
*laughs maniacally, so hard that she eventually chokes*
Amy says:
o.o;
Amy says:
That happens way too often. O.o
Smarties-kun says:
I agree O.o But it's part of acting evil, so we don't really have a choice m_m
Amy says:
Yes.
Amy says:
n_n;
Smarties-kun says:
This conversation is dieing O.o We need something to talk about... And please, no more epic quests O_O *Ish epicquestophobic*
Amy says:
I have nothing to say. o.o; *smacks herself* x_x
Smarties-kun says:
You don't need to smack yourself because you don't have anything to say, which is probaly because I have nothing to say, which resulted to you having nothing to say, which is why you smacked yourself and I'm telling you not to smack yourself because you don't have anything to say, which is because I don't have anything to say, which caused you to smack yourself and me to tell you not to...
Smarties-kun says:
*Cuts of the rest of the message and throws it in the trash can*
Smarties-kun says:
My fingers are tired from all that typing D=
Amy says:
Wow.
Amy says:
I can see why. o_o;
Amy says:
n_n;
Amy says:
Anyway...
Amy says:
...you got your point across. m_m
Smarties-kun says:
You haven't seen anything yet. I could have kept on for I-don't-know-how-long O.o
Amy says:
o_o; *hides from Smarties*
Smarties-kun says:
What?? You want me to tell you my life story then?? It all started in a hospital where my mother gave birth to me. It happened in a hospital, the same hospital where my mother gave birth to me. And in that very hospital, I was born... by my mother. And my mother gave birth to me in a room in the hospital where I was born.
Amy says:
...
Amy says:
Repeating yourself is when you are repeating what you've already said. When you are repeating what you've already said, you're repeating yourself. When what you've already said is being repeated by you, you are repeating yourself.
Amy says:
O.O
Smarties-kun says:
Huh?? Are you telling me I'm repeating myself when I'm actually repeating myself?? Because if you do, I have to say you're wrong in thinking I'm repeating myself when I say the same things over and over again, because I do not repeat myself or say the same things over and over again, because I am a peanut
Smarties-kun says:
m_m
Amy says:
No, I'm not implying that you're repeating yourself.
Amy says:
Just stating facts. m_m
Smarties-kun says:
Great, because it would really hurt me if you'd say I'm repeating myself, when in fact, I'm just saying the same things over again, and before I forget, I really need to say it would really hurt me if you'd say I'm repeating myself by telling the same things over and over again, which is not what I am doing, because I am not telling the same things over and over again, because otherwise I would be repeating myself and it would really hurt me if you'd tell me I'm repeating myself *brick'd*
Smarties-kun says:
Phew...I'll never repeat myself again. My fingers hurt
Smarties-kun says:
>D
Amy says:
X3

 

[Drummershuff]

John {Being Sexy} says:
:O
ƉʀʉɱɱəřṧƕųƒƑ says:
O:
John {Being Sexy} says:
XD
ƉʀʉɱɱəřṧƕųƒƑ says:
XDD
John {Being Sexy} says:
XDDD
ƉʀʉɱɱəřṧƕųƒƑ says:
XDDDD
John {Being Sexy} says:
XDDDDD
ƉʀʉɱɱəřṧƕųƒƑ says:
XDDDDDD
John {Being Sexy} says:
XDDDDDDD
ƉʀʉɱɱəřṧƕųƒƑ says:
XDDDDDDDD
John {Being Sexy} says:
XDDDDDDDDD
ƉʀʉɱɱəřṧƕųƒƑ says:
XDDDDDDDDDD
John {Being Sexy} says:
XDDDDDDDDDDD
ƉʀʉɱɱəřṧƕųƒƑ says:
XDDDDDDDDDDDD
John {Being Sexy} says:
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
ƉʀʉɱɱəřṧƕųƒƑ says:
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
John {Being Sexy} says:
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
ƉʀʉɱɱəřṧƕųƒƑ says:
YOU PIE
John {Being Sexy} says:
*DD
John {Being Sexy} says:
XD
ƉʀʉɱɱəřṧƕųƒƑ says:
XD
John {Being Sexy} says:
XDD
ƉʀʉɱɱəřṧƕųƒƑ says:
XDDDDDDDD
John {Being Sexy} says:
XDDDDDDDDD
ƉʀʉɱɱəřṧƕųƒƑ says:
;P