Generate Your Pokemon Life

[Cutlerine]

I'm a Togekiss.

...

Well, there are worse things to be. Even if I do look like a failed flying machine crossed with a cuddly toy.

My parents are a pair of Flygon.

Wow. I bet I'm such a disappointment.

"Dear, our egg's about to hatch! We'll have a beautiful baby drago- oh sweet Lord, what did we do to deserve this?"

My girlfriend/boyfriend is a Drifblim.

I expect neither of us can find anyone else who's willing to overlook the fact that we're ridiculously ugly; birds of a feather flock together. Also balloons.

My rival is a Rhydon.

I should probably surrender now. Maybe if I do that, he'll decide not to shred me to pieces with Stone Edge. Unless I can get my friend to help me. Yeah! My best friend will help me take down this Rhydon!

My best friend is a Patrat.

...

I think I'm going to order my tombstone now and write a will.

My pet is a Roselia.

I suppose I could throw her at the Rhydon and get rid of her while buying myself some time to escape. Might work.

In short, my life as a Pokémon seems destined to be brief and rather unsatisfactory.

 

[Nihilego]

1. The Pokemon you're going to be tomorrow: Vullaby (k)
2. Your Pokemon Parents: Sandshrew (k)
3. Your Girlfriend Parasect: Latias (<3)
4. Your Rival: Milotic (I don't wanna fight it. ;-;)
5. Your Best Friend: Chingling (Right, ok then...)
6. Your Pet: Klinklang (derp)

Well that was... uh... interesting.

 

[gameplayer56]

1. Garbodor
Now this will be interesting.
2. Elekid
What...
3. Tyranitar
No! Not you.
4. Meowth
Heh, this is going to be easy.
5. Mantine
Free ride. Jealous much?
6. Magmortar
How we kept you, just makes me wonder.

Yeah, I think this generator turn against me​

 

[smithtism]

Now this one is almost too good to be true.

1.) Imma Regice. That's right, I am the Ice Man.

2.) My parents are Jirachi. Best. Parents. Ever.

3.) My gf is Venipede. This is why I said this was almost too good to be true.

4.) My rival is Wingull. Rival for what is what I want to know.

5.) My best friend is Seismitoad. Okay, he can be cool.

6.) And my pet is Exploud. Good thing I got those reinforced steel earplugs.

 

[Esper]

1. The Pokemon you're going to be tomorrow: Crawdaunt. Not what I'd hope for. :(
2. Your Pokemon Parents: Zoroark. I think I was adopted.
3. Your Girl/Boy Friend: Nosepass. Um.
4. Your Rival: Froslass. A fitting rival.
5. Your Best Friend: Ampharos. Shiny.
6. Your Pet: Pawniard. Out of all the pokemon I get a person-shaped pet.

 

[Gulpin]

1. The Pokemon you're going to be tomorrow Caterpie - ...
2. Your Pokemon Parents Sandile - ...
3. Your Girl/Boy Friend Remoraid - ...
4. Your Rival Blissey - wtf?
5. Your Best Friend - Cubone - ...
6. Your Pet Kricketune - ...

Tomorrow's gonna be a sucky day..

 

[gameplayer56]

1. Jumpluff
Gonna float now.
2. Slowbro
.....What?
3. Kyurem
Don't see how you became my gf...
4. Crawdaunt
I has the type advantage
5. Eelektrik
& With some backup...Jealous much, Crawdaunt?
6. Vanilluxe
*Chuckles* Free ice cream​

 

[Garet]

1. Graveler - Um...Not really what I'd want to be...
2. Smeargle - Nice. Does this mean I get to learn whatever I want?
3. Exploud - Um...next, please!
4. Buizel - Oh, snap. My best friend better be able to-
5. Burmy - ooooo...Unless my rival is really weak, I'm wet toast.
6. Ferroseed - The Plant of Steel! Or something...

 

[alisaie]

1. The Pokemon you're going to be tomorrow: Weedle... whut. xDD
2. Your Pokemon Parents: Lombre. Uuuuh. whut. xD
3. Your Girl/Boy Friend: Mismagnius. I'm okay with this, even though I see them more as a feminine pokemon.
4. Your Rival: Patrat. wtf. xD
5. Your Best Friend: Pansage. this is weird. xD
6. Your Pet: Sewaddle. My pair's alt is now my pet. Aw. <3

 

[Raiskit]

1. The Pokemon you're going to be tomorrow -- Ponyta: I can live with this.
2. Your Pokemon Parents -- Kingler: how did that happen...
3. Your Girl/Boy Friend -- Ninetails: Awesomesauce!
4. Your Rival -- Remoraid: .... well than
5. Your Best Friend -- Snover: gotta be careful there..
6. Your Pet -- Ralts: awww how cute

 

[donavannj]

1. Yanma - WHEE I CAN FLY I CAN FLY! :D Although I don't think I like the easily squashed body.
2. Luvdisc - Well okay then.
3. Floatzel - Okay then. I've always pictured Floatzel as more masculine in appearance, but whatevs. Could be much, much worse, like Vespiquen or Muk.
4. Minccino - Alrighty. I think I could beat this.
5. Mamoswine - A very good friend for a tiny little bug like Yanma to have.
6. Scizor - FREAKING SWEET, DUDE!

 

[gameplayer56]

1. Fraxure
I can not wait until I evolve.
2. Weavile
Oh God, I gotta make sure I listen to them.
3. Genesect
How did I even met you?!
4. Tropius
Why couldn't you be #5?
5. Sandslash
Well...At least you use to be one of my favorites.
6. Leafeon
Why didn't I chose a different pet?​

 

[donavannj]

1. Kricketot - Oh, yay, another bug. This'll be fun. NOT.
2. Bellossom - At least their dancing skills aren't embarrassing. And they're nice.
3. Boldore - DO NOT WANT. ;_;
4. Accelgor - NOT COOL, BRAH. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BEAT THAT? ;_;
5. Watchog - I WANT MAMOSWINE BACK! ;_;
6. Farfetch'd - LEEK SLAPPING IS AWESOME. SO IS THIS FARFETCH'D.

 

[smithtism]

1.) Imma Floatzel. Not one of my favorites, but okay.

2.) My parents are Golurk, though I don't see how that's physically possible since they're robots.

3.) My gf will be Zubat. She will literally suck the life out of me.

*Now here's where things get interesting.*
4.) My rival is Unown. This would be expected from someone raised by Ghost-type Pokemon.

5.) My best friend is Haunter, which pleases my ghostly parents.

6.) And my pet is...you guessed it. Another Ghost Pokemon. Spiritomb!

 

[alisaie]

1. The Pokemon you're going to be tomorrow: Kabuto. whut.
2. Your Pokemon Parents: Ampharos. I'm okay with this. <3
3. Your Girl/Boy Friend: Skiploom. Really? :(
4. Your Rival: Lombre. No fair. He's part my huge weakness. :(
5. Your Best Friend: Electivire. Not a big fan, but he would be able to help me with Lombre!
6. Your Pet: Cobalion. Okay this ended up on a good note. |D

 

[donavannj]

1. Yanma - Oh yay I can fly again.
2. Aipom - This is interesting.
3. Seaking - Displeased. But better than Boldore by miles.
4. Kyogre - SO NOT FAIR. HE'S LEGENDARY! D:
5. Garbodor - I have a stinky best friend who'll scare off all my other friends. :( at least he'll keep Kyogre away
6. Marowak - Now this I like.

 

[imevil]

Me:Durant, I hate spiders
Parents: Vulpix, if they hit I would take 4x the damage lulz
Girlfriend: Braviary, um...
Rival: Dialga, OH S***!!!!!!!
Best Friend: Houndoom, again 4x effective on me. And a dog and a spider huh, doesn't make sense does it
Pet: Bonsly, I got a plant as my pet
SMH

 

[Esper]

1. The Pokemon you're going to be tomorrow: Heracross. Hey, not bad.
2. Your Pokemon Parents: Parasect. Another bug type, makes sense.
3. Your Girl/Boy Friend: Mamoswine. It's an odd relationship.
4. Your Rival: Honchkrow. Just my luck - flying type.
5. Your Best Friend: Slakoth. Well you're no help.
6. Your Pet: Ivysaur. Okay, I like how this ended.

 

[donavannj]

1. Lopunny - I am not sure what to think of my more feminine appearance. I do like my "hops", though.
2. Horsea - I got tiny, adorable parents again.
3. Simisear - I'd have preferred a Lopunny since I'm a Lopunny, but I'm okay with this.
4. Oshawatt - that site can't spell. It's Oshawott. Weak little rival.
5. Grimer - I have a stinky best friend again.
6. Absol - Pretty awesome pet, I must say.

 

[alisaie]

1. The Pokemon you're going to be tomorrow: Cyndaquil. Yay. <3
2. Your Pokemon Parents: Maractus. Oh hey it's the Pokemon I ttly forget about.
3. Your Girl/Boy Friend: Stunfisk. o______________________________o
4. Your Rival: Ditto. Oh I see how it is.
5. Your Best Friend: Ferrothorn. I'm okay with this.
6. Your Pet: Weedle. How cute. <3

I don't like number 3. ;______;