Get Off MAH Bench! V.1

[Thorns]

So I thought of this game after we played a similar one in my Drama class a few months ago.

So basically one person sits on the bench, or in this case, the first poster will pretend they're sitting on a bench, and another person comes along, or the next poster, and they do something to get that person off the bench. Than after the person who was sitting o nthe bench to begin with leaves after what happens and the second poster sits on the bench, the next poster does the same thing, do something to get that person off the bench.

For Example.

Poster 1: -Sits on bench-
Poster 2: -Pulls out water gun and squirts "Poster 1" and makes them run away, drenched, as I happily sit on the bench.-
Poster 3: -Turns up volume on IPod so loud, that "Poster 2" runs away, holding their ears in pain, as I assume my seat on the bench.

To make the best out of the game, make your post humorous and different from all the previous poster's.

I'll start.

I walk down the rugged road to see a very convenient bench placed on the side of the road. I decide to sit on it since I'm so tired.

 

[Shanghai Alice]

I will now approach you in a powered exoskeleton, and crush you to pieces...

and politely ask you to extricate your posterior from that fine seat.

 

[Pokestick good times.]

Oh, right, this game. I pwn mah drama class every time :D

I gently seduce Shanghai Alice in the belief that he is female, due to his username. This makes him run off cursing and yelling that he will sue me for sexual harassment. yeah right :D

I place myself on the right side of the bench. Use that to your advantage, or I will not move the slightest.

 

[Maraala]

Lures away ^ with pictures of Ruby and Sapphire and proceeds to take a nap on the bench

 

[Pokestick good times.]

U DID NOT USE TEH RIGHT SIDE TO YUR ADVANTAGE! U LOOSE!

I give ya a Maromi to play with. But little do you know it's a bomb. Bai-bai Samskitty :,D

 

[Maraala]

"ohhh!A Maromi!" *Kerboosh*

I come back reincarnated as Lil' Slugger, knock you off with my bent golden bat, sit on the bench and say "I'm Home"

 

[Pokestick good times.]

I then go Invisible Man rampage on you, after having become a ghost when Sammyskitty smashed my head with the bat.

 

[Maraala]

Throws a bucket of red paint on you, so you run off to take a bath. I sit on the bench waiting for other posters while you take your bath.

 

[Stellar]

I smack you upside the head with a silver bat and drag you away, taking your place.
"Psht, that's for being from an anime that I can't seem to find the motivation to watch."

 

[Pokestick good times.]

I come back from the bath, throw the entire bench into a sauna, and make this happen to Inkpuddle (It's not pr0n, dammit!) :D

 

[Maraala]

I hug you.You get freaked out and run away. I write my name on the bench. I then sit upside down.

 

[Pokestick good times.]

I tell you to move your ass in Upside Down-ish.

 

[Stellar]

I return, confused as to how one can accidentally delete their post rather than edit it, but nonetheless determined. I punt the both of you into the air Team Rocket style and assume my place on the bench.

 

[Maraala]

I then come back down like Haruko with a guitar, FLCL-style, smash you and break the bench..... Sawwy...

i proceed to build another bench

 

[Salvation]

And when you finish building that bench, I knock you unconcious with a snow globe and proceed to sit on the new bench ^^

 

[Maraala]

I take a piece of glass from the broken snowglobe and cut you with it so you start bleeding. You get off of the bench and faint at the sight of your blood. I sit down, take out my cellphone and call an ambulance to take you to the hospital just to be nice. :)

 

[Elite Overlord LeSabre™]

I tear down the bench, build a Quality Inn in its place, and assume my place on the newly built bench just outside the entrance to the lobby.

 

[Shanghai Alice]

I assume my seat NEXT to you, and then hand you secret documents.

The CIA takes care of the rest. :D

 

[Maraala]

I sit down on the other side of ^^, hand both of you some juice boxes, take out my own and we just sit there slurping away.

 

[Shanghai Alice]

I plant mines under the bench, blowing it to pieces, and killing the two of us in the process.

*Sits on bench in Hell*