Good Yo Mama jokers a who own a DS(Lite) Club

[Olan14]

Okay this is the Good Yo Mama jokers Club. To enter, youve got to post your best Yo Mama joke. You also have to put your 'Are you a good yo mama joker? Go to here' in youre sig. Make here a link to my thread. OK? Good. Lets start. EDIT: After there are enough members, will have Yo Mama battles between two members. Me and randomly selected other members will select a winner. Also, there can only be one battle at a time. NEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! please could someone ask a mod to close this thread.

 

[Pandoras Box]

i aint got the DS but your mama is fat she stepped ona dollar and made change, your mama is so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck, your mama is so poor i saw her kicking a can down the street and i asked what she was diong she said im moving.

 

[Olan14]

Okay Ill let you in the group with out a DS. You know what, Im going to take the DS out of the whole thing.

 

[JakeEMan]

I wanna join. Here's ,y joke:
Yo Mama is so hairy, that when you were born, she gave you a rug burn.

 

[Olan14]

Youre In, JakeEMan. (Message too short)

 

[Lord Mike]

Seeing that my name is YoMama I could probably come up with one. ^_^

Here's two jokes.

Yo mama's so fat that she's on both sides of the family.
Yo mama's so fat that when she farts the whole planet comes out.

 

[Olan14]

ATTENTION! EVERYBODY JOIN THE NEWER THREAD, CALLED Yo Mama Club (You Dont Need a DS!), because the title of this thread nudges people who dont have a DS away from it.