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Am I a troll?
Or am I a genuine member who is looking for the loving (of a special and physical kind) from some people who hang out on a pokémon forum?
Thing is, you'll never know.
But I can guarantee that I am not the former of the two options that I have posted above.
So, I guess, you guys do know now.
There's not much that I have to say, really. I, unfortunately, am not the king of sw@g, like most of the cool kids are nowadays. I mean, I write plays and pieces of prose, but that's not really all that interesting! To become interesting would be to become dangerous, and immoral, like a paedophile.
Am I a paedophile, you ask? No. I do not involve myself in such activities. God would frown upon it, really.
So, that's who I am. Not a paedophile.
Cannibal, maybe. And I'm not underage, so touching myself when the act is called upon itself does not count as paedophilia. Not that I do touch myself. Maybe. I dunno.
Anyway! Name's Ryan. I like to ramble. I have a few friends here, but I want to ditch those losers and make some new ones! I hope to get to know the better lot of you well.
And to the not-so-better-lot: you can all piss off.
So, greetings and salutations! ^.^
P.S: I find Elsa from Frozen inexplicably hot, though Anna is more my type of woman. I thought that in the act of getting to know me that you should all know that.
I've never seen Frozen.
Or am I a genuine member who is looking for the loving (of a special and physical kind) from some people who hang out on a pokémon forum?
Thing is, you'll never know.
But I can guarantee that I am not the former of the two options that I have posted above.
So, I guess, you guys do know now.
There's not much that I have to say, really. I, unfortunately, am not the king of sw@g, like most of the cool kids are nowadays. I mean, I write plays and pieces of prose, but that's not really all that interesting! To become interesting would be to become dangerous, and immoral, like a paedophile.
Am I a paedophile, you ask? No. I do not involve myself in such activities. God would frown upon it, really.
So, that's who I am. Not a paedophile.
Cannibal, maybe. And I'm not underage, so touching myself when the act is called upon itself does not count as paedophilia. Not that I do touch myself. Maybe. I dunno.
Anyway! Name's Ryan. I like to ramble. I have a few friends here, but I want to ditch those losers and make some new ones! I hope to get to know the better lot of you well.
And to the not-so-better-lot: you can all piss off.
So, greetings and salutations! ^.^
P.S: I find Elsa from Frozen inexplicably hot, though Anna is more my type of woman. I thought that in the act of getting to know me that you should all know that.
I've never seen Frozen.
