Have a stupid question? Get a stupid answer!

[Sage Harpuia]

Inside the two pole there are microscopic male or female gnomes that throw small ropes to try to get in contact. The truth behind string theory.

Why chocholate is brown?

 

[Reddo]

Because you have to put mud to give it texture.

Why does the wind get stronger when Cynthia stops touching the invisible wall?

 

[mew_nani]

Cynthia used REFLECT!

Foe HURRICANE's damage is halved!

*5 turns later*

Ally's REFLECT wore off!!!

Foe HURRICANE attacked!

It's super effective!

...and the cycle continues all over again. :D

Is there an excuse for this?

 

[Diablerie]

Your dog ate it.

Why does my Pansage faint so much?

 

[mozzyman]

i dont know he he he






why do birds fly in the sky insted of hovering over the ground

 

[Aura.Lucario]

because it was raining cats and dogs and it would squash every bird that was hovering on the ground


What did the Pikachu say to Arceus?

 

[Diablerie]

"Would you like fries with that, or shall the reign of cabbage begin right now?"

Why did Spongebob eat his shoe?

 

[Melody]

Because he really is that crazy

Why are people, me included, so compelled to make mountains out of molehills? :/

 

[TJgamer]

Cause the moles want a bigger home.

Why is the headcold so common? :cer_sneeze:

 

[Melody]

Because Super Powered Ice Enhanced Sodium Infused Acid Poison Magma Giga Cyberdramon said so. ;)

Why do I love the color purple so much?

 

[TJgamer]

You must have gone on a date with the color purple in a former life. :cer_laugh:

How many light bulbs does it take to fix a man?

 

[Tropical Sunlight]

16.

Why is the weather not sunny?

 

[Diablerie]

Arceus made it rain just to bug you.

Why am I sitting here, asking and answering stupid questions, when I could be eating breakfast?

 

[TJgamer]

Cause eating a good breakfast could give you common sense and then you would be unable to give us these ingenious answers.


What makes Friday the 13th so unlucky?

 

[Happy_Hereford]

Because, 13 is just an awesome number, and someone's gone, "how can we make this seem bad... I know!"

Why does Rebecca Black suck so much?

 

[Diablerie]

Because every time the moon and Pluto are in allignment, a viral video is born.

How did the cow possibly manage to jump over the moon?

 

[mew_nani]

The cow had a jet pack on it's back, powered by methane. :D

Why are some movies so long?

 

[TJgamer]

So that the theaters can enjoy the company longer.

Why is Chemistry so annoying to me?

 

[r0bert]

because it hates poetry.
why is water wet?

 

[TJgamer]

It wants to be just like its cousin, Milk.

Why do people sleep?