Have a stupid question? Get a stupid answer!

[loliwin]

no i slapped her with a knife

Why do I like biscuits?

 

[Reddo]

Beacuse they're comfy! XD

When will I go to the movies again?

 

[dieter57]

when you buy a ticket.

why did my tyranitar faint?

 

[xDaisuke0]

Because it saw you naked.

What happens if I drink coffee?

 

[NeoZX]

The cup that previously had the coffee becomes empty.
Where do babies come from?

 

[Maraala]

From a big bird in the sky using his black magic to fly and deliver babies O.o

Why are houses squares instead of circles?

 

[♣Gawain♣]

Because it's a square silly. XD

Why are balls circles?

 

[MarstheCar]

Because they didn't want to be squares.
Why am I a Vampire? (The ones that die in sunlight).

 

[Maraala]

Cause all the zombies were taken

Why can't I stand on my elbows?

 

[Rose Pinkerton]

Because the floor is butter.
Why is it that Maya is never online when I am? :/

 

[PokemonLeagueChamp]

Because the vampires and zombies are using them for tug-of-war.

Why does my hair not stand straight up when I'm scared?

 

[Rose Pinkerton]

Because you have been cursed!
Why is the spirit medium afraid of ghosts?

 

[Maraala]

They did bad things to her as a child. XD

Why are baby chickens yellow?

 

[Shanghai Alice]

Because the mother pees in the eggs. (Nasty, I know. Sorry.)

Why are all the Touhou characters female?

 

[Pokestick good times.]

Because the author was a really pervy guy.

If vegetables are so nutrient, then why are they so disgusting?
(cliché attack!)

 

[Elite Overlord LeSabre™]

Because we live in a society where unhealthiness is embraced.

Is US Highway 521 awesome, or not so much?

 

[A Pixy]

It's made of ducks, so I'll let you decide.

Why are waffles so non-horrible?

 

[Negative-Zero]

because of gravity

why must seagulls fart rainbows?

 

[Pokestick good times.]

Myess, that be good.

Why does moar needs less?

 

[Negative-Zero]

i blame Charmin ultra.

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