Have a stupid question? Get a stupid answer!

[jigglyppuff8]

Because BinaryPeaches stole Red.

Can I have an explanation as to why I am asking for an explanation?

 

[RobotUnicorn]

Because you are bored.
I need an answer to why Magikarp can not learn TM/HM moves. =-(

 

[Arc]

Because, its not equipped with a "Tophat of Justice +1"

Where can I find a crystal clear "Monocle of Virtue"?

 

[RobotUnicorn]

In a cave.
Why is Barrage's Steelix dancing?

 

[Melody]

...Because it's drunk from eating too many Geodude. ;)

Why do I call Sammyskitty my mommy?

 

[last fighter 36]

Because she is your mommy from the future.

Why do we post.

 

[Vinсent]

To look good.

How can mice scare elephants?

 

[altariaking]

What's an elephant?

What are mice?

 

[aguinn99]

blue turtles in disguise!

when does a magikarp eat apple?

 

[altariaking]

It has no teeth.

Does Magikarp evolve from Darkrai?

 

[aguinn99]

when a magikarp eats an apple.

why do manatees evolve?

 

[mervyn797]

Because Geodude hates water.

What are manatees? ._.;

 

[Melody]

They are the cows of the sea, and hence must sit in the water dully and be bait for the sharks.

Will people ever come to know me as Skye?

 

[Arc]

People will call you Skye, when you actually become the Sky itself and give free cookies.

When will pirates visit my city? That is located in the majestic placed called CANADA.

 

[aguinn99]

On monday morning!

where is pie?

 

[Elite Overlord LeSabre™]

Across the food court, and between Radio Shack and Bed Bath, and Beyond.

Has anyone released a Segway-racing video game?

 

[LowLyric89]

If you think so

What's with airplane food?

 

[Stellar]

Nothing, airplanes don't eat food.

Why can't I sleep?

 

[mervyn797]

Because I can.

What is the need for advertisements?

 

[Joey3601]

Advertisments eat people's souls, thats why!

When can I shoop da' whoop?