I'm an idiot.
Well let's clarify. When I was about 8, I used to like reading. You see, I liked this book about those guys with the rediculous shapes, yet interesting personalities, like "Miss Late" or "Mr Noisy" or something like that, that I can't even find anymore. At a similar time, I needed a username to sign up on this new interwebs things my parents had been talking about, to go collect digital trading cards and play amazingly shallow flash games above my SNES.
Meanwhile I was watching a show called Yatterman where the villain...ess was someone named Doronjo. So, What comes from it? Miss Doronjo. Creative stuff. And I'm too much of an idiot to think of something new. >>