>dose a transpher of a ton of master balls & rare candys made from the old pokeball man & missino.glitch in red to silver via stadium 2
>runs into a
in silver
>catches it in a master ball
>uses it to beat the kid who taught me the missino. glitch
>got accused of using a cheat device to make an unfair pokemon with the shininess being used as the biases for the claim
>we argue for awhile
>kid breaks my silver version when he thinks I'm not looking
>swiped his silver version in compensation for what he did to mine
>he tries punching me
>to slow, i ducked grabbed his game-boy color.
>he charges at me
>puts gbc out just in time for him to run directly into it
>he's out cold, gbc is busted.
>pilfered his games(nfl football? on a gameboy? hell, i did him a favor by destroying it with his football helmet.)
>finds his red version after digging though & destroying 25 nfl football games & a few atari ET games that where randomly mixed in.
>erases red versions memory via the dropping trick
>ties him to a tree with a note that i made via forging that creepy couch who always liked looking at me & every other boy in the locker room with the note saying something along the lines of "this is my love bear" or something like that. basically a line that would sound normal for a small girl or a pbs cartoon, but would sound creepy & perverted as hell from the couch(i hated that guy, its a wonder he didn't get dragged away years ago)
>friend that i fought with forgot the entire day from before
>creepy couch is later dragged by cops while some parents and teachers throw rocks at him
>a mop thrown by a janitor hits a cop
>i yawn while everyone else laughs including the other cop
>???
>profit?