It's "Parlez-vous français?", lolI don't.
Well I'd like to a lot. I had a chance to buy a little english-to-japanese booklet thing, but my mom said, "You won't actually read it, it'll sit on your shelf just like that French book I got you." French is also cool. Parle vou Fransay? (I can't type the little ` above the letters. XD)
Nekoron > if you were somehow stuck in Japan, you'll be able to survive, even if you don't speak a word. Why? Because you would have no alternative but to learn it, and it will come fast. It did for me. I was "stucked" there for 11 months, and now I can speak of anything with anyone (well, I'm of course never alone : my forever faithful electronic dictionnary doesn't leave my bag). And understand manga and anime without it.