I can't sir, it's liquid

[Porynoir]

I got this from the Minecraft forums, thought it would be good here on Pokecommunity.
Heres how to game works: First, Poster 1 would say "Butler, (insert impossible task here)".
Then Poster 2 would tell the Poster 1 how he did it.
Example:

Poster 1: Butler, cut this milk in half.

Poster 2: Okay, I froze it then cut it in half.


Example 2:

Poster 1: Butler, jump off a cliff and live.

Poster 2: Okay, the cliff was 3 feet tall.


Okay, I'll start.

Butler, bring me a Pikachu.

 

[Zayphora]

Okay, I bring you a stuffed animal pikachu!

Butler, make that screech owl hang off your nose.

 

[Porynoir]

Okay, good thing I trained it to hang off my nose!

Butler, rob Bestbuy.

 

[invisible_light]

Sure, it's closed and it's a ghost town.

Butler, destroy that car with this toothbrush.

 

[mineox100]

Alright, I put a laser on it!

Butler, can you drive forward while in reverse?

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Okay, sir, I soaked the car with gasoline, lit the toothbrush on fire, and then threw the toothbrush onto the car!

Butler, we don't have any cake, but please bring me one for free...

^ DARN IT NINJA

 

[Porynoir]

Okay, its a urinal cake.

Butler, give me a stuffed Genesect.

 

[Winneon]

K, just go to the store!

Butler, go crash down the Empire State Building.

 

[invisible_light]

Sure, let me just use this explosive device attatched to this vehicle!

Butler, eat your own stomach!

 

[Winneon]

Ok, but first I need to puke it up first.

Butler, go burn water!

 

[invisible_light]

Gasoline fire it is, then!

Butler, go make a perpetual energy machine!

 

[Hikamaru]

OK, but I made it so that Hikari10 can destroy all confidential information.

Butler, I demand more Poke Balls!

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Here you go. Too bad they don't work because this is the real world you know.

Butler, track town Julian Assange!

 

[Zayphora]

Okay, he's right here.

Butler, get me a Babel fish!

 

[Hikamaru]

Here you go, but unfortunately it was poisoned.

Butler, get me glasses cos my eyesight is not good!

 

[Zayphora]

Okay, here are Cheren's glasses, because everyone likes to pass them around!

Butler, turn into a dog!

 

[Hikamaru]

OK, here's your dog but got wet after a confrontation with a certain Oshawott...

Butler, I demand you ban One Direction from entering these premises!

 

[Zayphora]

They were'nt coming, so okay!

Butler, go make water explode!

 

[Porynoir]

Okay, I named a brick Water and blew it up!

Butler, extinguish the sun!

 

[Porynoir]

Okay, I have a cousin named Waldo. Here he is!

Butler, make Hikari not like Oshawottz!