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I think I broke my kitty :S

s0nido

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  • Have you ever sat down and realised that you've sat on something odd? Have you ever fallen victim to one of those pranks where people pull the chair from under you? I've done both, and lived to tell the tale unfortunately. Just today, I accidentally sat on my cat. He was sleeping on my bed, but I didn't notice him when I wanted to sit on the bed. I sat on him by accident, and he wriggled from underneath me, and squirmed away.
     

    Guillermo

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  • I sat on a whoopee cushion once, but that's about it.. though I do get the occasional 'pull the chair away as they're about to sit' prank. ;o;
     

    Citrinin

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  • I had a situation similar to you, ~KALEIDOSCOPE~. :O My cat, who was sleeping under the sheets of my bed, was sat on. :( Luckily, I realised very quickly what had happened and pulled myself up, so she wasn't too mad. :P
     

    s0nido

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  • He wriggled away?
    Did you not get up?
    You harsh thing...

    I got up when I realised he was trying to get out from under me ;; I am NOT harsh. And if you knew about cats, you should know that they can squeeze through the smallest of spaces.

    :O And it broke?

    Daym I didn't know organisms break.

    No, it didn't break. It just wriggled away...
     
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    Untwist that underwear.
    If anyone needs to do that, it's you.

    I don't usually sit on anything bad, because I'll see it beforehand.
    I've had the 'chair pulling' prank done to me once; I fell for it perfectly and landed flat on my back, it was pretty hilarious. After that I always made sure that it was me pulling out the chair from someone else, although I never got my revenge on the guy who did it to me. ;[
     

    True Reign

      
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    I sat on a puddle of chocolate milk at my old school last year.

    My pants were wet the rest of the door, but the good side of the story was that I smelled like chocolate all day. xD
     

    Cheesymitten

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    I've sat on a needle before, my mum drops them in the charis when she's sewing.
    It hurts if some of you haven't sat on one before :P
     

    Anxiety.

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  • Ah. I've done both.

    I must admit, I also pull the chair away from people as they're about to sit sometimes, depending on how bored I am.

    I've also sat on a broken chair.
     
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    kissing. raindrops

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  • One of my exboyfriends killed on his KITTY by sleeping on it D: He didn't even care, stupid boy. It was a stray, his mom took it in, it slept on his bed and he rolled over onto it or something, and it died. x__X
     

    Ayselipera

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    I don't think I've ever really hurt my cat on accident.
    Although one time I had this freaky dream that I was petting my cat and I accidently broke all his legs off and I had to reattach them with glue and tape. Yeah, it was pretty odd to say the least.
     
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