I Will Not Do It.

[Adam Levine]

Wait, give me teh Skitty! I only wanna pet it!!!!
Now, can you go compare Olmee and Shaymin?

 

[Limanya]

Nope. Whatever Olmee is, Shaymin is BETTER.

GIMME MY SKITTY BACK

 

[何贤豪]

No way! I'm not a detective!

Speaking of a detective...I've heard of a detective that can send out gadgets...I'd like to be one, so can someone give me a Klinklang?

 

[darkpokeball]

Yes, here you go!
*Trade completes*

Wait...that wasn't my Klinklang?
RAINY GARDEN OF FIRE: Why did I get a Shiny M'?
...
RAINY GARDEN OF FIRE: Wait...M'?!!?!
*RGOF's game makes weird sounds and then blows up*

Now, don't tell me what to do. Otherise, you'll get the next Missingno.

Now, tell me a shortcut for EV training...I don't feel like slaughtering Patrat's...

 

[Candy]

Just open Smogon and look up a guide, I'm not telling you how =3=

Speaking of Smogon... someone teach me about competitive battling.

 

[何贤豪]

No way! You broke my game!

Speaking of my game...can someone get me a Magnezone, so I can fix it? I'm looking for a Magnezone that lives in Mt. Coronet...not just any Magnezone!

 

[Adam Levine]

Sorry, all I can find is Heath's Magnezone.
Can someone get us Combee Honey?

 

[darkpokeball]

Of course! Here you go! Wait...no. This honey ain't for you! In fact, I'm going to smear it on an inanimate treee just to taunt you! Ha ha!
*aipom is attracted by teh honey and starts pounding my head*

Oh! Ow! Somebody get this crazy Aipom off of me!

 

[Adam Levine]

No! Only If you give me an Aipom, 'cuz it's purple!
Now, who can get us a Pokemon Egg?

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

No, who gives eggs out nowadays?

There's something crazy going on at Goldenrod city - Want to check it out?

 

[miju-kun]

No! I'm too busy grinding for the Elite Four
Speaking of the Elite Four, can you give me a Bug type TM for Will?

 

[Sweet Smoochum]

But then I have to go to the Voltorb Flip and that's just too much wooorrkkk-ah...*Stomps feet* Go and play the slots for me.

 

[Adam Levine]

No! Voltorb Flip is too hard!
BTW, can someone get me a R/S/E I spy Pokemon Book?

 

[derpfisk]

Sure i will…when Pignite fly. What is a book anyway?

Tell my friend the Jirachi I say hi.

 

[Adam Levine]

Never! Not unless you get me that R/S/E I spy Pokemon Book!
Please get one for me!!!

 

[derpfisk]

No! Say hi to Jirachi first!

 

[Adam Levine]

What the...?
Now get me that Water Stone I wanted or else!!!

 

[darkpokeball]

Okay here you go--*trips, water stone falls on Eevee*

Oh. I apparently have a Vapreon now...and now I don't have a water stone. What? YOu want me to get another one?
N. O.

Um...so, can somebody tell me what to nickname my Vapreon?

 

[bwburke94]

You misspelled Vaporeon. Or /vp/oreon as the case may be.

Can anyone catch a Regigigas for me?

 

[TRiGa]

That is too much searching for the Legendary Golems.

But you can help me search for Tornadus and Thundurus.