Well, I'll compare myself to about 6 - 8 years ago since I only joined a couple of months ago. Albeit, my self from two months ago would have fixed it all, and funny enough, I was just going to do that, when I found this thread. Anyway:
Old me: "Where the heck is the wallpaper dude? Like, why is the screen all black?"
New me: "Well, I had a wall paper a week or two ago. I removed it for a video..."
Old me: "Whatever. I'm guessing that organization thing never worked out, considering it looks a mess?"
New me: "N-no, I had it cleaned up a couple of days ago..."
Old me: "Right, right. Sure buddy. Well, I gotta go back to wasting my life and complaining about middle school, so bye you (insert curse words here)."
New me: "Bye you little punk."
Old me: "Also, how did you get Photoshop? Copying it from the school computers didn't work... Whats "QBittorrent"? Is that an Adobe Flash extension???" Weird stuff on there. What happened to VBScript? What's a Git?"
New me: "HAHAHA, leave now little punk, I'm not telling. >:)"
Old me: "More stupid curses."
And yeah, I actually spent time making a narrative on this, hahaha.