If you could eat a pokemon!!!

[Young Stunna']

I thought this would be cool... if you could eat a pokemon what would be your favorite:

Meat:
Poultry:
Fish:
Vegetable/Fruit:



Heres mine:

Meat: Miltank
Poultry: Torchic
Fish: Magikarp
Vegetable/Fruit: Shroomish

 

[▲]

Now THIS is what I call a topic...

Vegetable/Fruit Fungus: Shroomish

Meat: Steelix...there's gotta be some seriously high-quality muscle in there to move all of that heavy exoskeleton as gracefully as it does...honourable mention goes to Combee. Bugs have gotta have all of the nutrients, and you can eat them whole (by yourself if you have a big stomach)...
Poultry: Psyduck ...there's gotta be tasty white meat in their craniums in order to give them such awful headaches.
Fish: Whiscashes are nice and flat, so they'll cook easily AND serve the crowd. Great for Thanksgiving...
Vegetable/Fruit: Tangela have gotta taste like wheat noodles only filled with more nutrients...

Semi-OT-->So, if you crack open an Exeggcute, what sorta food do you get?

 

[Young Stunna']

Semi-OT-->So, if you crack open an Exeggcute, what sorta food do you get?

Umm I have no idea... I guess it could count as chicken?

and you are right, Shroomish is a fungus. Gosh I was thinkin mushrooms were vegetables there for a minute... haha

 

[Archer]

This ought to be interesting. I'll have to pass on Slowpoketails...

Meat: Grumpig - Bacon, kept fresh from constantly bouncing. I'm not even going to explain that logic...
Poultry: Skarmory - Everyone needs to keep their Iron levels up. It's expensive to buy by the kilo/pound.
Fish: Wailord - *harpoons* It just looks so juicy. You can have what I don't finish...
Vegetable/Fruit: Lickilicky - It's a "vegetable" in the head. Look at it.

Oh this thread is epic. :D

 

[Tropical Sunlight]

Meat: Tauros - Beef stake
Poultry: Combusken - some serious muscles good for eating
Fish: Sharpedo - without the rough skin, it must look tasty
Vegetable/Fruit: Cherrim - yummy...

 

[moments.]

Meat: Tauros. Nothing like beef!
Poultry: Dodrio. Mutant birds with 3 heads, why not?
Fish: Finneon. Looks good it must taste good! Logic...
Vegetable/Fruit: Whatever it is that hangs on Tropius' neck.

Yum yum, I'm full now.

 

[Seadiga]

Meat:Mewtwo.You could get some pshchic powers out of that.
Poultry:Combuskin.
Fish:Lumineon
Fungas:Shrommish

 

[*~Frost Umbreon~*]

Meat - Grumpig: Mmm grumpig bacon...

Poultry - Spearow: You could make Spearow milanesas. :O

Fish - Magikarp: Even though I don't like fish, Magikarps have to be useful for something...

Vegetable/Fruit - Tropius or Cherubi: Tropius' bananas hanging from its neck must taste good... Ice Cream with a Cherubi on top?

 

[I Laugh at your Misfortune!]

Meat: Tauros (Buffalo Wings!)
Poultry: Torchic (You won't even have to cook it ;))
Fish: Luvdisc (they have to be good for something...)
Fruit/Veg: Tangela (mmmmm....spaghetti)

 

[Zennyo Ryūō]

Meat: Mareep shank.
Poultry: Farfetch'd. Comes with a side order of leek.
Fish: Lumineon.
Vegetable/Fruit: Tropius banana.

 

[Ho-Oh]

Meat: Meowth
Poultry: Swellow
Fish: Barboach
Vegetable/Fruit: Bellsprout

 

[Derek]

Meat:Mamoswin (Good ol' mammoth meat :) )
Poultry: Farfetch'd lulz
Fish: Gyarados (Thats gonna last a while)
Vegetable/Fruit: Venusaur. (Gotta eat your veggies)

 

[Naxus_Darkstar]

meat: typhlosion no cooking required!!
poultry:pidgey when i was younger i thought that was what pokemon trainers ate you know have a good ol' fashioned pidgey BBQ.
fish: craudaunt... mmm... lobster... *drools* xD
veggie: Bulbasaur, salad and meat at the same time.

 

[~Kavin~]

Swinub, miltank oh miltank give me some of that good ol milk before I cut you up and serve you medium rare :D, magikarp uses splash......but nothing happened......Kt drops magikarp on a skillet with grease............fried fish....it's super effective lol

 

[SkyPioneer]

Who needs any other food when you've got a juicy, tasty slowpoke tail...

 

[#Infinity]

Meat: Skuntank
Fish: Qwilfish





Okay no, in all seriousness...

Meat: Dewgong; it's a mammal.
Poultry: Altaria; no real preferrence here, but Altaria is part dragon which gives it the edge.
Fish: Kingler; I love crab.
Vegetable/Fruit: Tangela; mmm, noodles...

 

[Azumi]

I think I have gone insane.

Meat: Grumpig - imagine the Grumpig in the middle of a plate, with an apple in the mouth, and grilled with honey until it's golden-brown... This is fascinating...
Poultry: Torchics might be spicy, but what counts is the meat!
Fish: Magikarps are useless in battle, but NOT useless for food. It could imagine frying it for dinner tonight...
Vegetable/Fruit: Though I don't really like them, but Cherubis act as a healthy fruit to me. Earth to Cherubi!

Now I'm all hungry... I wonder what we have for dinner tonight. I should eat some Koko Crunch now.

 

[Eruption]

Meat - Grumpig Bacon
Poultry - Dont eat anyway
Fish - Dont eat anyway
Fruit - Cherrim Berries