I am a pirate irl : /
I can't say where I hide my treasure, though, or else everyone on this forum would go there immediately and then start fighting. Inevitably, two of those skirmishers will be high-ranking nobles who have already had some prior run-ins. They'll call their guilds into session and plan an attack on the other. Eventually, a large war will have begun and the two will begin recruiting all the people they know on PC and elsewhere. The two resulting factions will wage combat with each other for centuries to come, causing relentless flaming in PC and the eventual split of PC into two smaller forums. Then, both sides will attempt to DDOS the other faction, and both will go down. Without a place to talk about Pokemon, pirates, and other miscellaneous topics, many forumgoers will search for new refuge. Now with the population of PC diffused across many different forums, the conflict over the treasure will once again erupt, only this time in a more widespread fashion; all the forums in the world will dissolve into chaos. Further following the course of the struggle, the remaining survivors (yes, internet flaming can have profound effects on people in real life, you troll) will then seek refuge in imageboards, instant messengers, MMORPGs, and the like. And guess what? The whole internet is now immersed in total war. The MMOs cast fireballs and blizzards at the instant messengers, but they block their attacks with away messages; imageboards conjure up monstrosities from the depths of the internet's "naughty place" (oh, 4chan). Hell, even Neopets start running loose. No longer bound by the utopian world's ideals, the creatures run rampant and flay every being in existence. Since the internet is no longer SFW, the denizens of the Earth turn to video games. Gamespot stops writing game reviews (NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!) because all their members have fled to avoid being killed. Now, when people go to stores to buy games, even if they miraculously avoid being dragged into meaningless fistfights, they cannot differentiate between the good games and the really crappy ones, like that golf one. Seriously, who wants to play golf on their DS? Not you? Too bad! Now that all the money in the world is being funneled into the war effort, the only games on the shelves are freaking golf.
And that's why I can't reveal the location of my treasure.
I'm only protecting you from a world of golf for DS... And eternal war.
