Xairmo
G-String Grandmas, tonight on Sick, Sad World
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Does anyone here screen their phone calls? Why?
Why not do it now? You only live once. (I know that sounds cheesy, but sereously.)Believe it or not, George isn't at home.
Please leave a message at the beep.
I must be out, or I'd pick up the phone.
Where could I be?
Believe it or not, I'm not home!
I want my answering machine message to be like that some day, but with my name instead of George's. Wonderful bit from Seinfeld.
We have caller ID. Only let the answering machine go when it says "Unknown Name (or Number)" or "No Name (or Number)".
Mark me curious but I pick up every time unless I'm avoiding somebody.