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I'm not Funny Anymore (and I wasn't before either) >.>

Goldeneyes

Geodude>Skymin
66
Posts
16
Years
  • Introduction
    After another boring day at school, I got home and logged onto Shoddy for some action. A cousin of mine (I have like thirty and no, I'm not Greek) was on and we instantly locked into a fast-paced game that was so close there was barely any room for error. Enjoy.

    Rules
    Ladder Match
    Sleep Clause
    Freeze Clause
    OHKO Clause
    Evasion Clause
    Species Clause
    Strict Damage Clause
    Soul Dew Clause

    My Team (In no particular order):
    I'm not Funny Anymore (and I wasn't before either) >.>
    I'm not Funny Anymore (and I wasn't before either) >.>
    I'm not Funny Anymore (and I wasn't before either) >.>
    I'm not Funny Anymore (and I wasn't before either) >.>
    I'm not Funny Anymore (and I wasn't before either) >.>
    I'm not Funny Anymore (and I wasn't before either) >.>


    Anything referring to me will be Violet.
    Anything referring to SappFire will be Dark Red.
    Commentary will be Teal.
    Anything else will be Black.

    Leftovers recovery, Stealth Rock damage and burn damage shall be omitted.

    Let the Battle Commence!

    6-6
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    SappFire sent out Metagross.
    goldeneyes sent out Metagross.
    Metagross used Stealth Rock.
    Metagross used Earthquake.
    It's super effective!
    Metagross lost 55% of its health.

    Metagross (goldeneyes): 100%
    Metagross (SappFire): 45%

    Okay, so far so good. My Metagross has craploads of EVs in it's defences so it's a good matchup and as expected I can 2HKO it with my EQ because it doesn't have Leftovers . Better set up Stealth Rock in case something goes wrong.
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    I'm not Funny Anymore (and I wasn't before either) >.>
    v.
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    Metagross used Earthquake.
    It's super effective!
    Metagross lost 43% of its health.
    Metagross used Stealth Rock.
    Metagross's leftovers restored its health.

    Metagross: 63%
    Metagross: 45%

    Okay, now to kill it.
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    I'm not Funny Anymore (and I wasn't before either) >.>
    v.
    I'm not Funny Anymore (and I wasn't before either) >.>

    Metagross used Explosion.
    It's not very effective...
    Metagross lost 56% of its health.
    SappFire's Metagross fainted.
    Metagross used Earthquake.
    But there was no target!
    Metagross's leftovers restored its health.

    Metagross: 13%
    Metagross: 0% (Fainted)

    But it obviously has different plans, exploding in my face. But Meta hangs on by the metal of one claw. Go Meta! Sadly it can only be fodder, oh well fodder is fodder.
    ---
    6-5 (goldeneyes)
    I'm not Funny Anymore (and I wasn't before either) >.>
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    I'm not Funny Anymore (and I wasn't before either) >.>
    v.
    I'm not Funny Anymore (and I wasn't before either) >.>

    SappFire switched in Heatran.
    Pointed stones dug into Heatran.
    goldeneyes switched in Gyarados.
    Gyarados's intimidate cut Heatran's attack!
    Pointed stones dug into Gyarados.
    Heatran used Earth Power.
    It doesn't affect Gyarados...
    Gyarados' andHeatran'sleftovers restored their health.

    Gyarados: 81%
    Heatran: 94%

    I guess he expected a Heatran to come in. My Gyara is Restalk so it wins this matchup easily and can just rest off any damage it takes.
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    SappFire switched in Latias.
    Pointed stones dug into Latias.
    Gyarados used Waterfall.
    It's not very effective...
    Latias lost 27% of its health.
    Gyarados' leftovers restored its health.

    Gyarados: 87%
    Latias: 61%

    Latias doesn't carry Thunderbolt on any standard sets IIRC. I can set up then kill it.
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    I'm not Funny Anymore (and I wasn't before either) >.>
    v.
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    Latias used Thunderbolt.
    It's super effective!
    A critical hit!
    Gyarados lost 87% of its health.
    goldeneyes's Gyarados fainted.

    Gyarados: 0% (Fainted)
    Latias: 61%

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    ---
    5-5
    I'm not Funny Anymore (and I wasn't before either) >.>
    v.
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    I'm not Funny Anymore (and I wasn't before either) >.>

    goldeneyes switched in Infernape.
    Pointed stones dug into Infernape.
    SappFire switched in Zapdos.
    Zapdos is exerting its pressure!
    Pointed stones dug into Zapdos.
    Infernape used Hidden Power.
    It's super effective!
    Zapdos lost 34% of its health.
    Zapdos' leftovers restored its health.

    Infernape: 88%
    Zapdos: 41%

    Switching Infernape in was actually a misclick which I wasn't going to bother correcting. I was surprised it switched. Fortunately the risk pays off and his Zapdos is stripped of <50% of its health. I must admit my best switch is Cresselia to Ice Beam it without Roost.
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    v.
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    I'm not Funny Anymore (and I wasn't before either) >.>

    SappFire switched in Latias.
    Pointed stones dug into Latias.
    goldeneyes switched in Cresselia.
    Pointed stones dug into Cresselia.
    Cresselia's leftovers restored its health.

    Cresselia: 94%
    Latias: 49%

    I make the switch and he does too. Maybe he doesn't have Roost after all. This is still a favourable switch for me.
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    I'm not Funny Anymore (and I wasn't before either) >.>

    SappFire switched in Heatran.
    Pointed stones dug into Heatran.
    Cresselia used Ice Beam.
    It's not very effective...
    Heatran lost 3% of its health.
    Cresselia's andHeatran'sleftovers restored their health.

    Cresselia: 100%
    Heatran: 97%

    I should've seen this coming. I'm flinging Ice Beams around with something that has horrible Special Attack and he's just going to leave his dragons in to die. *facepalm*. Oh well he cant' hurt me and I can horribly cripple him. Flinging Thunderwaves around is soooo entertaining.
    ---
    I'm not Funny Anymore (and I wasn't before either) >.>
    v.
    I'm not Funny Anymore (and I wasn't before either) >.>

    Cresselia used Thunder Wave.
    Heatran is paralysed! It may be unable to move!
    Heatran is paralysed! It can't move!
    Cresselia's and Heatran's leftovers restored their health.

    Cresselia: 100%
    Heatran: 100% (prz)

    Yay for paralysis, he won't switch but I will. With a Specially Defensive Zapdos in my team I can switch it in and just rely on parahax to give me opportunities to kill him.
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    goldeneyes switched in Zapdos.
    Zapdos is exerting its pressure!
    Pointed stones dug into Zapdos.
    Heatran used Substitute.
    Heatran lost 25% of its health.
    Heatran made a substitute!
    Zapdos' and Heatran's leftovers restored their health.

    Zapdos: 81%
    Heatran: 81% (prz)

    Ah, Subtran. Alas it doesn't matter much. I'll just get rid of his Sub and proceed to kill.
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    Zapdos used Thunderbolt.
    The substitute took damage for Heatran!
    Heatran's substitute faded!
    Heatran used Fire Blast.
    Zapdos lost 45% of its health.
    Zapdos' and Heatran's leftovers their health.

    Zapdos: 42%
    Heatran: 81% (prz)

    Ouch, that hurt more than expected. It doesn't make a difference. Prepare for stall warz!
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    v.
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    Zapdos used Roost.
    Zapdos restored 50% of its health.
    Heatran used Fire Blast.
    Zapdos lost 50% of its health.
    Zapdos' and Heatran's leftovers restored their health.

    Zapdos: 48%
    Heatran: 87% (prz)

    No paralysis.
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    I'm not Funny Anymore (and I wasn't before either) >.>
    v.
    I'm not Funny Anymore (and I wasn't before either) >.>

    Zapdos used Roost.
    Zapdos restored 50% of its health.
    Heatran is paralysed! It can't move!
    Zapdos' and Heatran's leftovers restored their health.

    Zapdos: 98%
    Heatran: 93% (prz)

    That's what I was waiting for.
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    v.
    I'm not Funny Anymore (and I wasn't before either) >.>

    Zapdos used Thunderbolt.
    Heatran lost 34% of its health.
    Heatran used Fire Blast.
    Zapdos lost 43% of its health.
    Zapdos' and Heatran's leftovers restored their health.

    Zapdos: 61%
    Heatran: 65% (prz)

    Okay, now he's in trouble.
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    v.
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    goldeneyes switched in Infernape.
    Pointed stones dug into Infernape.
    Heatran used Explosion.
    Infernape lost 75% of its health.
    goldeneyes's Infernape fainted.
    SappFire's Heatran fainted.

    Infernape: 0% (Fainted)
    Heatran: 0% (Fainted)

    I predicted Fire Blast and was going to own him with Close Combat but no, he explodes the turn I switch. Poor Infernape never stood a ghost of a chance.
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    4-4
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    v.
    I'm not Funny Anymore (and I wasn't before either) >.>

    SappFire switched in Zapdos.
    goldeneyes switched in Scizor.
    Zapdos is exerting its pressure!
    Pointed stones dug into Zapdos.
    Pointed stones dug into Scizor.
    Zapdos used Thunderbolt.
    Scizor lost 50% of its health.
    Scizor used U-turn.
    It's not very effective...
    Zapdos lost 23% of its health.
    SappFire's Zapdos fainted.
    goldeneyes switched in Metagross.
    Pointed stones dug into Metagross.
    Metagross' leftovers restored its health.

    Scizor: 38%
    Metagross: 19%
    Zapdos: 0% (Fainted)

    An unfavourable matchup but it was within KO range. Sadly that Thunderbolt hurt. I knew that he wouldn't Heat Wave because he brags all the time about a set he made which doesn't have Heat Wave.
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    4-3 (goldeneyes)
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    v.
    I'm not Funny Anymore (and I wasn't before either) >.>

    SappFire switched in Infernape.
    Pointed stones dug into Infernape.
    goldeneyes switched in Cresselia.
    Pointed stones dug into Cresselia.
    Infernape used Flamethrower.
    Cresselia lost 27% of its health.
    Cresselia was burned!
    Infernape was hurt by its Life Orb.
    Cresselia's leftovers restored its health.
    Cresselia was hurt by its burn.

    Cresselia: 55% (brn)
    Infernape: 78%

    Cress takes that well and now I go for the paralysis. Note at this point I didn't know I was burned.
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    I'm not Funny Anymore (and I wasn't before either) >.>

    SappFire switched in Latias.
    Pointed stones dug into Latias.
    Cresselia used Thunder Wave.
    Latias is paralysed! It may be unable to move!
    Cresselia's leftovers restored restored its health.
    Cresselia was hurt by its burn.

    Cresselia: 49% (brn)
    Latias: 37%

    No, but he switches into that filthy slut Latias to take the predicted Psychic. Unfortunately for him he doesn't know I can't help but paralyze everything in sight.
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    v.
    I'm not Funny Anymore (and I wasn't before either) >.>

    Cresselia used Ice Beam.
    It's super effective!
    Latias lost 33% of its health.
    Latias used Thunderbolt.
    Cresselia lost 16% of its health.
    Cresselia's leftovers restored its health.
    Cresselia was hurt by its burn.

    Cresselia: 27% (brn)
    Latias: 4%

    It was here that I realised that I was burned. But that whore was gone by now anyway so I was just going to finish. The burn put me in KO range of his Infernape's Flamethrower.
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    I'm not Funny Anymore (and I wasn't before either) >.>
    v.
    I'm not Funny Anymore (and I wasn't before either) >.>

    Cresselia used Ice Beam.
    It's super effective!
    Latias lost 4% of its health.
    SappFire's Latias fainted.
    Cresselia's leftovers restored its health.
    Cresselia was hurt by its burn.

    Cresselia: 21%
    Latias: 0% (Fainted)

    He saw this coming and frankly, couldn't care less. Sadly Latias had already taken out the Gyarados that I so dearly loved so Cress avenges Gyarados by mopping the floor with that prostetute. (By now you probably figured that I loathed Latias)
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    4-2 (goldeneyes)
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    I'm not Funny Anymore (and I wasn't before either) >.>
    v.
    I'm not Funny Anymore (and I wasn't before either) >.>

    SappFire switched in Infernape.
    Pointed stones dug into Infernape.
    goldeneyes switched in Zapdos.
    Zapdos is exerting its pressure!
    Pointed stones dug into Zapdos.
    Infernape used Flamethrower.
    Zapdos lost 36% of its health.
    goldeneyes's Zapdos fainted.
    Infernape was hurt by its Life Orb.

    Zapdos: 0% (Fainted)
    Infernape:56%

    Zapdos was doing nothing and Cress deserved to survive. Sadly, this was a costly mistake.
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    3-2 (goldeneyes)
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    I'm not Funny Anymore (and I wasn't before either) >.>

    goldeneyes switched in Metagross.
    Pointed stones dug into Metagross.
    Metagross used Bullet Punch.
    It's not very effective...
    Infernape lost 16% of its health.
    Infernape used Flamethrower.
    It's super effective!
    Metagross lost 7% of its health.
    goldeneyes's Metagross fainted.
    Infernape was hurt by its Life Orb.

    Metagross: 0% (Fainted)
    Infernape: 30%

    Go, go, go Metagross! It died honourably by stripping Infernape of extra health.
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    2-2
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    I'm not Funny Anymore (and I wasn't before either) >.>

    goldeneyes switched in Scizor.
    Pointed stones dug into Scizor.
    Scizor used Bullet Punch.
    It's not very effective...
    Infernape lost 30% of its health.
    SappFire's Infernape fainted.

    Scizor: 26%
    Infernape: 0% (Fainted)

    Scizor ended the flaming monkey's life. Sadly, it's too late to matter.
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    2-1 (goldeneyes)
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    SappFire switched in Salamence.
    Salamence's intimidate cut Scizor's attack!
    Pointed stones dug into Salamence.
    goldeneyes switched in Cresselia.
    Pointed stones dug into Cresselia.
    Salamence used Outrage.
    Salamence went on a rampage!
    A critical hit!
    Cresselia lost 6% of its health.
    goldeneyes's Cresselia fainted.

    Cresselia: 0% (Fainted)
    Salamence: 75%

    There goes Cress. Now all I can do is hope for a crit.
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    1-1
    I'm not Funny Anymore (and I wasn't before either) >.>
    v.
    I'm not Funny Anymore (and I wasn't before either) >.>

    goldeneyes switched in Scizor.
    Pointed stones dug into Scizor.
    Scizor used Bullet Punch.
    Salamence lost 67% of its health.
    Salamence used Outrage.
    It's not very effective...
    Scizor lost 13% of its health.
    goldeneyes's Scizor fainted.

    Scizor: 0% (Fainted)
    Salamence: 8%

    Nope, no crit. Great Game SappFire.
    ---

    0-1 (SappFire)
    SappFire wins!
    SappFire: gg
    goldeneyes: gg
    goldeneyes: how many speed evs on Salamence?
    SappFire: none
    goldeneyes: s*^%

    Props and Slops of the Match:

    Props:
    1. My Metagross with enough Def and HP evs to take only 50% from an Explosion (factoring Leftovers)
    2. Scizor for a couple of important kills
    3. Cresselia for tanking his team and going paralyzis crazy(finally something it does BETTER than Celebi)
    4. No absurd amounts of hax (although the burn on Cress really hurt)
    5. SappFire for the match

    Slops:
    1. Thunderbolt on Latias
    2. Heatran for exploding in Scarfape's face
    3. Zapdos for not doing much
    4. Cresselia for being burned (I probably could of won without the burn)
    5. Salamence for the late game sweep (Infernape really helped him out there)
    6. I could've won if I didn't sacrifice Zapdos

    My thoughts on the match:
    It was a considerable battle that was fun to play. Sadly I could've won if I saved Zapdos until the end rather than sacrificing it against Ape. There wasn't much hax there, although the burn really made a difference. It was sad that Gyara died really early but that's the game, right? A close match. Good Game SappFire.

    SappFire's Team (In order of appearance):
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    Jake♫

    ► My Happy Little Pill 
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  • Goldeneyes;4474373[FONT=Verdana said:
    Zapdos was doing nothing and Cress deserved to survive. Sadly, sacrificing Zapdos ended my slim hopes of winning because if the last pokemon that SappFire used didn't have any speed EVs than Zapdos would've outsped it and I could've won. Maybe, but that didn't happen.
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    That comment made me sad. It was still 4-2, and you gave away the outcome of the match :(

    Other than that, the colors actually don't kill my eyes, it was a good battle, and good formatting. Nice job :D
     
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