Oh you wanna be that way huh? Well so do I! *gets out Pepto Bismal and rubs it in hair*
YOu shall never be great enough to harness thou Pepto... and even more so, the Bismal...
You know, Bismal is a funny word... kinda reminds me of the result of a collision of 3 Semi-Trucks, George W Bush, some little muskrats and a mutant, purple dog eating Cherry tree... and reptar!