Kill The Person Above You With Anything! ( Beware~ )

[Wandering lucario]

*above poster* picks a toster and while in a pool throws it in the pool plugged in with an outside outlet

 

[shot571]

above poster. ill throw u onto a cage full of maggots to tear theyre way through ur body then just b4 u die ill cut ur stomach apart with a blunt knife. rip out ur innards and grab ur heart and shove it down ur throat. hmm i think that shuld just about kill u

 

[poopnoodle]

Yay, another torturer. I'ma go ahead and peel off your skin, then stack large stones on top of you until you're crushed to death.

 

[SilverStilletto]

heh, torture? allright... *sicks in room with two doors. one has a hugry lion behind it, the other, a bunch of knives spring loaded to perforate anyone who opens that door. the lion's room has a notch in the door. poisonous fumes start filling the room* choose your death, there is no escape.

 

[poopnoodle]

-Hmm, maybe I can befriend the lion...-

*kills you softly with his song*

 

[SilverStilletto]

heh, if you befriend the lion, the notch in the door will let the poisonous fumes through and you still die. now.... *traps in filled parking garage.* somewhere in there are two keys, each to a car in there. one holds a bomb to free yourself with, the other holds a different escape route: a gun with a single bullet. if you choose to find and use the bomb, your house, with all of your family and friends inside, will explode. or you could commit suicide. you have one hour before the parking garage explodes. oh, and before i forget, you are on the 100th floor. go.

 

[MechaTrickster]

Shoots seals out of a cannon at you D:<

 

[SilverStilletto]

seals! :D! *traps in a room with burning sulfur* bye bye.

 

[poopnoodle]

Aw, seals. >:0 Why couldn't I die that way...

*shoves under guillotine*

 

[SilverStilletto]

*uses time machine to make you 12 days old. skins you alive*

some people do that to seals... *cries* er, minus the time machine.

 

[poopnoodle]

I know, it's sad ;3; *saves seals, then removes Stilletto's heart*

 

[SilverStilletto]

sorry, that wont kill the Master of the Zombies! (me, if you wondered) *also saves seals* theres a Seal Protecters group, if you didnt know. *throws to an angry mob of Twilight fangirls* worse than the Narutards, of which i was one.

 

[poopnoodle]

Hahaha, you were a Narutard? /can't be worse than a Tuxedo Mask fangirl at one point in time

*ties both ends of body to separate vehicles* Dismemberment! :3

 

[Nitori]

American dub.

It killed Rika and her "nipah" from Higurashi, so I can't see why it can't kill you ;_;

 

[SilverStilletto]

aww, i cant kill you!! *kills self instead, hoping that this will follow the rules of the thread by forcing you to die of sadness*

yesh, i AM a Narutard! Ino cosplay FTW!!! ive been a Tuxedo mask fangirl, and (the horror) an ASH fangirl. now tho, i safely fangirl over Haru, Musica, and Sieg Hart of Rave Master, Gaara of Naruto, and Red of pokesupe

 

[Nudge]

*throws gasoline over ^'s body and lights it while listening to ^ screaming and slowly dying as the flames lick their body*

 

[Jordan]

I'll kill you...with my singing! And it's in Korean!

 

[SilverStilletto]

*uses killer frying pan of DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
no more Jordy

 

[Nudge]

I recorded Jordan's singing and replay it.
So that is how you die Silv lol

 

[poopnoodle]

Oh dear god. *Saves stilletto*

*drowns alltimelow in mercury*