king of the hill

[Momoko]

Not that im taking the hill but...

*rises back from dead to help Nica keep the hilly 8D*

 

[Kaboom]

Uses Dark powers to imprison everyone trying to get the hill!

MINE! (again)

 

[Jamie006]

The hill comes to life and eats Kaboom.

MY HILL!

 

[Kaboom]

Eh? That's not fair!
*Explodes humungous heatwave smashing the hill to pieces, along with everyone on it*

Looks like I'll have to find another hill now.

Oh, look! There's one! MINE!!!!!

 

[Sushi.]

*nightmare used his breath and freezed Kaboom and smash him into a frozen cubes!*


MY HILL!!!!!!!!

 

[Kaboom]

That sounds like Samus Aran's Dark Charge Beam + Missile...
*Activates Light Mode to counter Dark effect and lay a smackdown on Nightmare*
MY HILL!

 

[Jamie006]

Kaboom didn't realize he was standing on the railroad tracks until...

CHOO CHOO! *splat*

MY HILL!

 

[GrayLuna]

Jamie didn't realize he was standing on my property!

*Smacks Jamie on the forehead and sends him off to China.*

MY HILL!!

 

[donavannj]

*Sends in a few Big Daddies from BioShock to clear anyone who remains from the hill*

MY HILL!

 

[Kaboom]

Here comes the Express!
chugg-chugg-chugg-chugg-chugg-chugg-SPLAT-chugg-chugg-chugg-chugg!
Bon voyage!

*Removes tracks from hill*
MINE!

 

[Terry M]

*Kicks Kabboom of* Its MINE!No one elses but.....................................

Spoiler:

MINE!

 

[Sushi.]

*nightmare brings a Sharp Razor*
*nightmare cut Terry's Throat with his Razor*


MY HILL!!!!!!!

 

[Jamie006]

*my pet dinosaur (who is 100 feet long and weighs 35 tons) stomps on nightmare*

MY HILL!

 

[donavannj]

*Captain King (a.k.a. Master Chief) eliminates all other sentient life on the hill*

My hill!

 

[helix]

-transforms in the giant monster, roars loudly, shakes the earth dramatically...and kicks the above off the hill anticlimatically-

I'll take this hill now, thank you very much.

 

[Anxiety.]

OMG LOOK! IT'S LUGIA AND HO-OH DOING THE CONGA!
*V.Valentine looks* *Rhiannon-Chan pushes V.valentine off the hill*

WANT THE HILL! YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE HILL!! *Make protective barrier on hill and then watches Lugia and Ho-oh do the conga*

 

[Cosmic Tyrant]

*tosses a stinkbomb near Rhiannon-Chan*
*Stinkbomb explodes*
*Rhiannon-Chan falls off the hill, knocked out*


MY HILL!

 

[Jamie006]

*Lugia and Ho-Oh stop doing the conga and hit King Cosmic with Aeroblast and Sacred Fire at the same time*

MY HILL!

 

[Kaboom]

Switches to Dark World where Lugia and Ho-Oh can't penetrate and claims the Dark Hill all to myself.

FAO the next one to post: Jamie006 is still on the Hill in the Light World, and it's easier to just boot him off than try to get at me.

 

[donavannj]

*Calls an airstrike on the hill. The explosion kills all who are on the hill. Moves in and claims the hill*

Mine! My hill! My hill! Mine!