king of the hill

[Gymnotide]

Spelling police takes Minos Yewman into possession, incarcerated
for all eternity. And you can't get out >.>

<'s hill.

 

[BREAKINGBEN]

*Destroys ^ for using AND to start a sentence*

My hill, again.

 

[Kaboom]

Get off. I'm having the hill. And no amount of killing me will ever stop me.

 

[BREAKINGBEN]

*Buries ^ alive* There, I got rid of you without killing you.

My Hill.

 

[Kaboom]

*Uses Dig*
Haha that didn't work.
Just leave me alone. This is my hill, and nothing will ever change that.

 

[BREAKINGBEN]

Ok, you can have the bottom part of the hill (underground) and I can have the rest.

 

[Kaboom]

lol thanks, but no thanks. *Uses Location Swap, which is a mix of Skill Swap and Teleport!*
My top, your bottom.

 

[Minos Yewman]

*Location Swap messes up and Kaboom ends up in a pit of death*

*Takes hill*

MY HILL!

 

[BREAKINGBEN]

*Takes Hill back and arms it with an atomic bomb*

Next person, beside me, to touch this hill will blow up, thus destroying the next 10 posts.

 

[Kaboom]

You know by saying that I just have to touch it! But I won't do it myself. I'll hypnotise you, claim the hill, and you can touch the bomb!

 

[BREAKINGBEN]

Yup, but I also said the next 10 posts will be null and void. *including this one*

 

[Kaboom]

Like I care? I'm the owner of the hill, because Groudon, who made it, says so.

 

[Minos Yewman]

If I said I never tell the truth would you believe me?

*Kaboom gets confused and restores the 10 posts.* Ergo:

MY HILL!

 

[Kaboom]

Quit it with the paradoxes, because you don't know the answer either. QED, it is MY HILL.

 

[Minos Yewman]

The next thing a say is a lie
The last thing I said was true

PARADOX MADNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!

MY HILL!

 

[Kaboom]

You already used that one.
MINE!

 

[J-Rad]

I summon edward and he chopps off your head w/ caladbolg, mine....

 

[Gymnotide]

But Caladbolg belongs to Fergus.
I summon Thor to smite thee with Mjolnir.

And then I thank him and take the hill for myself.

 

[Kaboom]

Just get off and leave me alone.





Please

 

[Minos Yewman]

How can I put this, NO.

MY HILL!