Good lord, it's a guy surrounded by trees that are clearly not supposed to be mixing with these tilesets.
I thought ninjas were supposed to be cool.
^like that. THAT is cool.
Sounds like you're gonna rape me...
All three are possible prerequisites to rape...
Yep. Rape.
God I hate Forretress. It thinks it's so cool setting up hazards and exploding and ****. Well you know what? You suck now, because Game Freak made Ferrothorn, and Ferrothorn is better than you will ever be.
This is one of those situations where living is preferred, Bromar.
lolk
GO, BIG.LOAD! USE YOUR RIGHTEOUS ICE PUNCHES OF FREEDOM!
The Venusaur freezes in sheer terror.
Oh god oh man oh jeez
****. If I have to spend multiple painful hours trying to kill you, I'm gonna be SO pissed.
Oh you dirty skank.
(as usual) Flatulence comes through!
Now, everyone, prepare for utter rage:
Luckily, NumNums has Magical Leaf and can, therefore, hit the bastard.
ohyouhavegottobekiddingme
Oh good god. NumNums is destined to fail in every aspect of life.
:O
TROPIUS ACTUALLY DID SOMETHING!
*falls into coma*
This is a bad situation for you to be in, Muk.
VICTORY!
(insert obvious sex joke here)
I am XEPHYR of the AWESOME ALLIANCE
Damn straight. I'm not afraid of anything. Kinda like the old lady in this timeless children's book classic:
I will
what?
These Fag 4 members...I'm tellin' ya...
Alright NumNums...this is your chance for redemption. You're my BEST ANSWER to fighting types. CAN YOU COME THROUGH?
THIS IS THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE! NUMNUMS ACTUALLY COMES THRO-
Screw you, Tropius.
(after about 4 minutes of spamming hypnosis+dreameater)
Well jeez, this has been a cakewalk so far.
...Not that I expected anything different.
You know, I'm contemplating making a joke about the lava, but Yuoaman already made a joke about that in his Quartz LP.
So it would seem like I'm copying him.
SIR YES SIR
Wait, why is that amusing?
...How did you find out that I've experimented with men?!
...Oh, you didn't know that.
Well this is awkward.
(Disclaimer: I have never experimented with men in real life in any way, shape, or form. This statement is only to enhance the immature humor that is widely present in this LP.)
I love WOMEN'S GENITALS (trying to make it straight in here again).
...Yup. It's officially straight in here again.
Okay, I swear, every member of the Fag 4 has extremely bizarre sexual innuendos present in their pre-battle comments.
Or maybe it's just me.
****. The wall of all walls. The sponges of all sponges. The stone of all stones.
..I'm running out of things to describe Umbreon as...
...
Let's look at Jessica Alba again.
Yep. There we go.
When in doubt, flinch hax. The golden rule of Pokemon.
Youuuuu *****hhhhhh :'(
Hey, guys, do you smell that?
That's the smell of Bromar coming in to kick some ass.
Let me give you guys a simple mathematical formula here. Bromar
Plus Flamethrower
Equals dead Shiftry.
Alright NumNums. Here's your second chance at redemption. CAN YOU DO IT?
Oh god. Looks like he's failed once again :(
What's this?! HE SURVIVED?!
This might just be the most epic picture of this entire LP.
Besides this one, of course:
All I gotta do is kill this little black bird and I'm home free!
Oh hells yes. I'm da winnar!
That's right, you sick, exhibitionist, bondage-loving *****.
Which is why I'm using Tropius.
To very little effect.
Damn straight, woman.
Oh god. One more episode folks. You could cut the tension with a knife.
And that. that also cuts the tension.