Madman

[Ho-Oh]

If a madman came up to your door ~and forced entry (:3)~ what would be the first thing you'd do?

 

[Cherrim]

Ask him if he would like to order a pizza and split it with me. Then while I am phoning to order the pizza, I would actually phone 911. \o/

But seriously I'd probably go hide in the bathtub because they don't check there when looking for valuables, assuming they are trying to rob me. :( Though if he's trying to kill me idek.

 

[donavannj]

I dunno... depends on where I am in the house. I do have a couple baseball bats in my room, and there are quite a few big knives in the kitchen. And we've got a dog who would spaz out and do her "psycho bark", which would probably do something to either slow or freak out the madman. We've got a lot of stuff that would make for an unconventional weapon that I wouldn't be afraid to use if my life were in danger all over the place. I might even use my empty paintball gun to pistol-whip the invader. Lots of options, and, like I said, it depends on where I am in the house.

 

[Eternal Nightmare]

Haha I would kick his a**, I'm not joking I will fight this madman. Seriously who does he think he is? You can break inot a nieghbors house so I can call 911 and keep it rollin, but break into my house with my possessions we have a problem.

 

[Nick]

The first thing I'd likely do is shriek like a girl, followed by becoming paralyzed in fear, yet shaking violently at the same time.

 

[Esper]

I'd jump out the nearest window, which is not really as drastic as it sounds since I live on the first floor.

The crazy man can wail and moan and do whatever he wants for a few minutes then the police can come and take him to a pleasant room with nice, soft walls.

 

[Aegis]

Check if he's attractive and if he is, attempt to seduce him and while he's preoccupied runaway or call for help or something :3

Or if he's ugly I'd probably scream and go grab my cat and hide lol :(

 

[hiphiphippo]

The first thing I'd likely do is shriek like a girl, followed by becoming paralyzed in fear, yet shaking violently at the same time.

that's prolly what i'd do naturally D:

but if i could actually think consciously in that kind of situation, i'd call the cops in hiding with the doors locked...

 

[Charliezard]

I'd just let him in? If he kills me, I die. If he steals from me, big deal. If he rapes me, I cry T^T (And question his taste xP)
There's not much I could do against a crazy man who probably has a weapon. Couldn't really run for the phone or anything.

 

[Sammi]

Panic. I wouldn't be surprised if I screamed, ran away, fainted, or tried all three at the same time. @@;;

I'd like to dream that I would proceed to beat his/her sorry butt, but I'm a small girl and I'm not very strong. Or smart, for that matter. Doing that seems stupid, as much as I'd like to try. Ah, well, a girl can dream I guess.

 

[Ayselipera]

Well if he comes through the back door the kitchen draw full of knives is right there so maybe I'd grab a knife and fight him off. If he comes through the front door then I guess I'd run away. Since the only thing around there to grab are dumb little knick knacks my mom buys.

 

[Binary]

I would ask him if he wants some tea..
..then jump out of the kitchen window.

 

[Alkaide]

I would ask him if he wants some tea..
..then jump out of the kitchen window.

That was really funny...lol.

Anyways, I would ask him go, if he doesn't, then I would shut the door on his face, then let him do what he wants.

 

[Zeffy]

I'd ask him the following mathematical problem:

y² = x³ - 432

Then, I'd go and run through the kitchen, jump out the window then go to my neighbor's house and let him call 911.

 

[Izanagi]

If I'm in my room I grab my keyblade and lock the door. If I'm there when the door opens, run to my room.

 

[ANARCHit3cht]

I would try to scream, but nothing would come out. I would just sit there paralyzed in fear for a few seconds, but then I'd run for my room and hide under my house. My room has a trap door that leads to under my house xP. He would never know, especially if I covered the door up with a blanket. xP

 

[mikey]

I'd probably run up to my room and hide under my bed or in the closet.

 

[Honest]

Bribe him to leave. If that doesn't work, I'm going out through the fire escape. xD

 

[EmeraldSerenade]

Check if he's attractive and if he is, attempt to seduce him and while he's preoccupied runaway or call for help or something :3

I'm liking this idea lol.

Hm, I think I'd escape through my bedroom window and call for the cops ASAP. If I can't do that, then I think I'd probably hide in my closet Dx

 

[SacredMiKeY]

generally even if its a friend its nice to have a knife handy
as bad as that sounds our city it notorious for stuff like that
hasnt happened to me yet but it doesnt mean it never will