Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted [V.2] [shh, no tears now, only dreams]

[Adam Levine]

Granted, you drown in a pool of butter (gold).
I wish for a snake-eating fish in a bag!

 

[TY]

Granted, but you turn into a fish and get eaten by the snake

I wish for snow

 

[Adam Levine]

Granted, you get frostbite and die.
I wish you would rejoin the side story.

 

[Trev]

Granted; now you can no longer join the main story.

I wish this thread wouldn't die.

 

[darkwaters93]

granted, but it might someday become locked.

I wish that I could understand women

 

[Ephemeral Euphoria]

Granted but they cannot understand you.

I wish for a unicorn with diamond studded teeth with its name as Butt Stallion.

 

[TY]

Granted, but it appears to be stolen from Handsome Jack and now he's gonna kill you.

I wish the Warrior drops a Volcano sniper much easier...

 

[Adam Levine]

Granted, but it might kill you.
I wish my brother would come here.

 

[Adam Levine]

Granted, but it might kill you.
I wish my brother would come here.

 

[SomariFeyWright]

Granted, but you have to be somewhere else.

I wish Spongebob Squarepants could be a good show again.

 

[«Chuckles»]

Granted at the expense of it airing on over priced pay for televevision

I wish I was a saiyan

 

[Adam Levine]

Granted, but you have your soul sold.
I wish my Cannogabangs, my Charibasa, and my Grenburr were at level 40.

 

[classiccartoonsftw]

Granted, but you can't use them for some reason.

I wish for a bunch of donuts.

 

[pridekitty]

Granted, but you drop them into a minefield.
I wish that there was a TNT pokemon.

 

[SomariFeyWright]

Um... Voltorb?

I wish Professor Layton vs. Ace Attorney would localize NOW, rather than having us wait until 2014. <<

 

[TY]

Granted, it appears to be crap since the game got rushed.

I wish i didnt make this wish

 

[ElectaTHUGG]

granted, but now your wish has been made

i wish r kelly would come to perform in fort worth, texas

 

[Trev]

Granted; you can't figure out where in Fort Worth he's performing at and you miss the concert.

I wish I spent more time in Forum Games.

 

[«Chuckles»]

wish granted but everyone hates you

I wish i was a super saiyan

 

[Darkrai666]

Granted but you Die
I wish Magikarp and Metapod Would have a battle