Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted [V.2] [shh, no tears now, only dreams]

[Mark Kamill]

Granted, but your house is now frozen in ice for the next year.
I wish for the snow gods to shower me with their grace.

 

[Demon Wolf]

Wish granted but they made to ice sculpture

 

[DowntownDumpling]

Granted, but since you forgot to actually post your wish, it'll happen to a random person on Earth instead.

I wish to have a third nipple.

 

[Outlier]

Granted but the third nipple belongs to your newly discovered Siamese twin: David Hasselhoff!

I just want a friend. ;-;

 

[Dragon_Trainer_]

I wish for someone to talk to.............
And also for someone to love :(

And of course a Cheese Burger! Everyone loves Cheese Burgers

 

[Fernbutter]

Granted but you only get a cheeseburger, with 80% pickles of course.

I also wish for more people to chat with me.

 

[Nakala Pri]

Granted, but they become obsessed and fly over there and harass you on the toilet. >:D

i wish for... a username change which I choose! :D

 

[Nathan]

Granted but it becomes permanent and you're unable to change it.

I wish to get good grades.

 

[Nakala Pri]

granted, but the grades are so good you become a millionaire because of your mind and Legolas comes to your door and frenches you. xD

I wiiiiiiiiiiish... thaaaaat.... somebody... EATS SOMETHING!! ;D

 

[Outlier]

Granted but it turns out 007_eleven was a cannibal this whole time and eats you.

I wish for free supporter status.

 

[Outlier]

Granted. You get the girl of your dreams in both looks and personality. You have a wonderful time together until

Spoiler:

you wake up {XD}

I wish for forum immortality so I can never be banned!

 

[Dragon_Trainer_]

Granted but you cannot post anywhere for two years before that.

I wish more people watch anime

 

[Nakala Pri]

Granted, but they make so much anime they get careless and don't really put any effort into it so it's just a cartoon. xD

i wish for a cheese toastie~

 

[Yukari]

Granted but the cheese toastie was poisoned and you can never eat it

I wish for an end to world hunger...

 

[Outlier]

Granted. World hunger ends. World thirst kills billions.

I wish for my own theme song.

 

[Nakala Pri]

granted, but world thirst begins.

Pink, purple, green or blue? ^^

 

[MaskedDJ]

BLUE!!! <3

I wish I have..... a SANDWICH FOR MA STOMACH!!! <3

 

[Yukari]

Granted and it's the bust sandwich ever made, butter tasting, better looking, with everything you like. But you can never eat it.

I wish I was an Admin at Pokecommunity.

 

[Outlier]

Granted. However everybody leaves except you and PC becomes a desolate wasteland.

I want to be the very best, like no one ever was.

 

[MaskedDJ]

Granted, but that juz a dream

I wish I can jump high like Mario <3