Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[KUROXFAI]

granted and then u have a mental meltdown

i wish i was with John Barrowman

 

[ReddishDegree]

Granted, but then he dies.

I wish that i had a pet devil cow.

 

[Comrade Nikita Ivanova]

Granted, but you have to milk it every hour. Or else it'll explode. And you'll die.

I wish I married Vladimir Putin.

 

[ReddishDegree]

Granted, but he dies so u become a widow.

I wish there was a bacon flavored bubble gum.

 

[Pyonkotchi]

granted, but its toxic


I wish I could fly lD.

 

[ReddishDegree]

Granted, but u flew into a hard place.

I wish i had windows 7.

 

[Comrade Nikita Ivanova]

Granted, but you only get one of those little computers with the mouse buttons that are impossible to click.

I wish I had some Leninade.

 

[SamuraiMaster]

Granted, it's made in America.

I wish I never took a Saturday college class.

 

[ReddishDegree]

Granted, but now u take it on Sunday.

I wish I could download off of iTunes for free.

 

[SolarAbusoru]

Granted, but the songs become bugged with all sorts of viruses

I wish to have Nintendo's secret Legend of Zelda Official timeline

 

[Zero_]

Granted, but the spoilers overload your brain.

I wish to take over the world.

 

[ReddishDegree]

Granted, but u toke over Mars and died on landing.

I wish the Twilight books and movies were never made...

 

[Comrade Nikita Ivanova]

Granted, but the fangirls find something else even more annoying to fangirl over.

I wish cameras were allowed inside the Lenin Mausoleum.

 

[ReddishDegree]

Granted, but ur only aloud those really stupid ones.

I wish i had a stupid camera.

 

[Comrade Nikita Ivanova]

Granted, but you leave it on a bench and some little girl steals it.

I wish I could keep Leon Trotsky as a pet.

 

[ReddishDegree]

Granted, but he eats all ur stuff that u really like.

I wish Mario and Luigi were in my fridge rite now.

 

[Goron]

Granted but they are dead, Also the exact moment you open the fridge to reveal their dead bodies, A cop walks in and thinks you killed them and shoots you three times and sentences you to prison for 10 years for Man Slaughter.


Huff.. Puff...

I regret making such a horrible twist, I wish i can go back in time and prevent myself
from making his wish turn out so bad

 

[ReyRey-Pyon]

Granted
Now his wish is even worse
How could you?

I wish I was made of cheese lD

 

[Winged Guardian]

granted. but you go moldy and are thrown out.

i wish i were bonkers

 

[Goron]

Granted but than being bonkers becomes over-rated and you are judged the most un-cool person on earth.

I wish Wii would ditch the friend code system.