Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[Negative-Zero]

granted but now its buttface

i wish for pie

 

[Hetalia Canadia]

Granted, but it was made by a five-year-old.

I wish for $1,000,000.

 

[Comrade Nikita Ivanova]

Granted, but when you go to put it in the bank, it gets stuck in the machine and there's no way to retrieve it.

I wish I could meet Vladimir Lenin and get his autograph.

 

[StarGirl]

granted Lenin want kill u instead of giving an autograph.

I wish I had PS3

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, but it breaks.
I wish I was 16 already.

 

[Negative-Zero]

granted but you die tommmorow

i wish barney would stop throwing speedos at elmo

 

[Hetalia Canadia]

@Heinrich: Granted, but you have to wait in line for 24 hours. O.o

@itsover9000: Granted, he starts throwing them at you.

I wish I didn't have to wake up tomorrow.

 

[Chikara]

Granted you are now dead.

I wish I didn't have to make a wish ಠ_ಠ

 

[StarGirl]

granted you don't wake forever until u died in 2031

I wish I had a real DS not fake DS and it can function

 

[KUROXFAI]

granted

i wish to annihilate the universe like Fallen * transformers 2 reference*

 

[ReyRey-Pyon]

Granted but you're destroyed with it

I wish i had lots of moneys :<

 

[Hetalia Canadia]

Granted, but it's fake, and the government finds out and comes after you.

I wish for the power to kick people through the computer. c:

 

[Ninetales433]

Granted,but you just did.
I wish I have a new Wii.

 

[Negative-Zero]

granted but it explodes

i wish barney would stop throwing speedos at me

 

[StarGirl]

granted barney throw a softdrink at u

I wish I live in pokemon world

 

[KUROXFAI]

granted but u get killed

i wish i watched the teletubbies

 

[ReyRey-Pyon]

Granted but then they eat you

i wish this wish was a corrupted wish

 

[Negative-Zero]

granted

i wish that i was awesome(er)

 

[KUROXFAI]

granted but then it becomes uncool

i wish my corrupt wish was uncorrupt but then becomes corrupt

 

[StarGirl]

granted but you corrupt urself

I wish I become a cardcaptor