Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[ReyRey-Pyon]

granted, but you disappear too

i wish i could think of what to wish for o3o

 

[SilverStilletto]

granted but you never get around to wishing it

i wish the next person would lose the game

 

[Jordan]

Wish granted. But now your best friend loses her life as an exchange.

I wish the next person would ship a box of chocolate to John Thune.

 

[Zeffy]

GRANTED in exchange, the Grim Reaper takes your life away.

I wish for a box of tissues.

 

[Comrade Nikita Ivanova]

Granted, however they're used tissues.

I wish Lavrentiy Beria would marry me.

 

[ReyRey-Pyon]

granted. but you die u_u

I wish i was dead o3o

 

[BHwolfgang]

Granted...?! However, you were just sleeping.

I wish for an 8GB iPod.

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, but the devil takes it away.
I wish I couldn't sing.

 

[Strawberry Kiwi]

granted but you also cannot talk 83

I wish i was a shoe :U

 

[Porygon-2000]

Granted, but you have to be worn by a guy with tinea.
All the time.

I wish I didnt have to work in a supermarket on Christmas Eve...

 

[Strawberry Kiwi]

granted
now you work in a facory on christ mas
overtime O3O

I wish for a wish that wished it was a wish

 

[dancingonlandmines]

Granted, but it never came true.

I wish it would snow in vegas.

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, but it's yellow snow.
I wish I had boxing gloves for no reason.

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted, but for no reason you punch yourself out.

I wish for a never-ending holiday.

 

[Strawberry Kiwi]

grantedm. but you don't get to enjoy it


I wish the next wishers wish was corrupted

 

[CyberDreams]

Granted, but now you're ugly.

I wish the last wisher's wish was corrupted in an incredibly lame fashion.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted, but you die.

I wish for sw33t l00t.

 

[BHwolfgang]

Granted, but now your vocabulary is even more corrupted.

I wish for the next user to wish that the previous member would wish for the third wisher to ask for corrupted wishes.

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted... but, the previous user never made the wish.

I could meet mother nature and father time o.o

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, but they were having 'alone time'.
I wish I could feed the night.