Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[ReddishDegree]

Granted, but it snows lava.

I wish Mario was my brother.

 

[KUROXFAI]

denied
i wish i had a bro

 

[The Darkest Gale]

but you get a sister instead :D

I wish for a muffin

 

[RCMF13]

Granted, but it kills itself afterwards.

I wish I was cooler than I am now.

 

[インフェルノの津波]

Congratulations, you're now as cold as the Planet Pluto. Look it up and you're waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay cooler than your friends.

I wish for the perfect......BANANA.

 

[The Darkest Gale]

granted but it gets stuck in your ear and rots

I wish mu muffin didn't kill itself

 

[インフェルノの津波]

Today is opposite day, so your Turnip kills itself.

I wish for....another sketchpad.

 

[The Darkest Gale]

granted, but its filled with scribbles that wipe your memory

I wish for a horse

 

[Comrade Nikita Ivanova]

Granted, but it's not a live horse, it's a My Little Pony. And it's pink. D:

I wish for an outdated pair of glasses.

 

[The Darkest Gale]

granted but they catch fire when you put them on

I wish for my horse to become blue and eat a muffin

 

[Dogboy2709]

Granted, but your house becomes a muffin afterwards.

I wish I knew the answer to this question: Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?

 

[The Darkest Gale]

that would be awesome >:O

its in a bannana

I wish the muffin house got bigger

 

[FlyingSquirrel]

Granted, but your muffin house is full of nuclear explosives and blows up half of Europe

I wish i was a sniper like Vasilij Zeitsef

 

[Dogboy2709]

granted, but you are a terrible one and suck at it.

I wish the game show called "Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?" would be put back on the air as re-runs.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. The show is put on some obscure channel you have to pay a $888 daily subscription for.

I wish this pain in my knee would leave.

 

[FlyingSquirrel]

Granted, but the pain goes back on your other knee

I wish i was a very good sniper like vasilej Zeitsef

 

[TrinityLimit]

granted, but you get murdered by shinon, a way better sniper in fire emblem :P.
i wish for 30$.

 

[MuffinPaula]

Granted u did until the wind blew it away and the lawn mower cuts it.
I wish i had 5 SAFE bucks

 

[The Darkest Gale]

but then they are put in a safe that you can't open

I wish my muffin house came back >:O

 

[MuffinPaula]

^Granted UR ACCUSING MY MUFFINS >:O then grandma witch ate it
I wished i knew u all XP