Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[Team_SJK]

Granted, but it's been recalled over a year ago.

I wish I could use my old Sega Genesis again.

 

[Comrade Nikita Ivanova]

Granted, but you can't use it for it's intended purpose. It makes a darn good toaster though!

I wish for a fez.

 

[Aizuke]

Granted, but then a monkey stole your Fez.

I wish it wasn't so cold.

 

[austy14]

Granted but now it's literally boiling outside.

I wish the world weren't so noisy.

 

[Aizuke]

Granted, but now you're deaf.

I wish it was night-time.

 

[Comrade Nikita Ivanova]

Granted, but now you're in my state, where you probably don't want to be. But it is nighttime here.

I wish for a living toaster.

 

[austy14]

Granted, but you dropped a fork in it.

I wish for a double rainbow, all the way.

 

[Aizuke]

Granted, but now you've opened the portal for the Leprechauns to get through and they're taking over the world.

I wish my chair was more comfortable. :(

 

[austy14]

Granted but then the police take it for being too comfy.

I wish for rice to go in my rice maker.

 

[Aizuke]

Granted but now it's inedible.

I wish it was lunch time already.

 

[Comrade Nikita Ivanova]

Granted, but there's nothing in your house to eat and you can't get out.

I wish for a paradox.

 

[Charizard632]

Granted, but it leads to a volcano that will erupt in 10 seconds.

I wish I knew all of my friends at school.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. Your friends list is empty, so uh... Yeah! You already know what all of your friends are like at school!

I wish for a blazer.

 

[Jordan]

Granted. Have fun wearing your burning jacket.

I wish for a giant, unappealing manskirt.

 

[Aizuke]

Granted. But then a bunch of Fashionistas sieze you and try to give you a fashion make over.

I wish I wasn't too lazy to make lunch.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. Now you're just lazy enough.

I wish for a grilled cheese sandwich and a toilet seat cover.

 

[Aizuke]

Granted. Hope you like your grilled toilet seat cheese sandwhich!

I wish for time to go faster.

 

[Chad -]

Granted, but humanity ends!

I wish for a similar planet to Earth. A clone.

 

[She's a Witch!]

Granted, but the beings that live there are much better than us, and kill us all.

I wish that more people watched Monty Python

 

[Chad -]

Granted, but they close down for no reason -_-

I wish I can speak all languages!