Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[salmence33]

Granted. You can now shift geometric shapes into a different geometric shape.

I wish the word banana was forever replaced with blanaba.

 

[UnderMybrella]

granted, but then the world ended because the universe could not process the change! Nice work -_-

I wish I was a bird.

 

[Outkin]

Granted. You're now a...chicken! A wonderful flightless bird!

I wish for a hot girl and tons of money!

 

[Treecko]

Granted, but she's really stupid, steals your money to buy things for herself, and later you find out she's actually a dude.

I wish Skyla was my waifu.

 

[TY]

Granted, but the money appears to be stolen, and your girl dies of paper cuts!

I wish MW3 was much better than it is now...

 

[Ephemeral Euphoria]

Granted, but you're still unsatisfied with the modifications made.

I wish for a real life Ho-Oh to fly me wherever I want.

 

[Candy]

Granted, but it doesn't obey you and eventually tries to eat you.

I wish for no more traffic jam.

 

[TY]

Granted, there are no more cars...

I wish i had a cube

 

[Outkin]

Granted, you now have a broken gamecube.

I wish for an ice cream cone

 

[Twilight-kun]

granted, however, it turns out to be Vanipeti, who then freezes you

I want world peace

 

[UnderMybrella]

Granted. It lasts for 1 second. Then I start arguing with my sister about how old I am and we start Universe war 1.

I wish for Abimon, a new beginning.

 

[The Grubby Pup]

granted, but nothing happens, cuz I don't what that is.

I wish I knew what abimon was. :\

 

[UnderMybrella]

Granted, you used This link and then google stuffed up for you!

I wish The Grubby Pup could meet my Lillipup

 

[Ephemeral Euphoria]

Granted but the Lillipup pees on everything in utter fear of seeing a person wear its brethren's skin.

I wish to fight Big Bird.

 

[UnderMybrella]

Granted, however Big Bird chooses not to fight you and flies away.

I wish Lily my Lillipup had a ball of wool to play with in Abimon, a new beginning.

 

[The Grubby Pup]

granted, but Lillipup get too comfy and goes to sleep in the wool. Awwww! :')

I wish I could copy abilities like Kirby

 

[UnderMybrella]

Granted, You can copy abilities, but now you get a virus in ur body, and ur a computer *hacks you now*

 

[The Grubby Pup]

*Put up firewall*

Oh, you forgot to make a wish!

I wish Anglican didn't forget to make a wish.

 

[UnderMybrella]

Darnit!
Granted. However, then I made a wish for my benifit not yours
Ok. i wish I had a cat to counteract your firewall and publish Abimon, a new beginning to da world!

 

[Ephemeral Euphoria]

Granted but it's still inferior to Skyrim.

I wish for an extra pair of arms.