Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[ShinyUmbreon189]

Granted, but you would mistake it for an ice cream cone and go to prison for animal cruelty (they call pokemon animals so apparently an ice cream cone is a pokemon too...)

I wish I had a dollar even tho I got 80 dollars lol.

 

[Sweet Smoochum]

Granted, but you discover it's all monopoly money... only works in the game.

I wish for pistachio ice cream.

 

[ShinyUmbreon189]

Granted but that will attract all the ants and they will grow into giant killer ants and eat your ice cream and they will shrink once its gone and crawl inside your mouth and eat you from the inside out because you are made of ice cream.

I wish I wasn't so harsh toward others in this thread.

Granted but that will attract all the ants and they will grow into giant killer ants and eat your ice cream and they will shrink once its gone and crawl inside your mouth and eat you from the inside out because you are made of ice cream.

I wish I wasn't so harsh toward others in this thread.

 

[Sweet Smoochum]

Granted...but you turn into the Mummy from that Mummy movie, and then some little kid (faking an accent) goes and asks for his mummy, and you get paranoid thinking he's talking about you, when he's not...

I wish those ants were really chocolate chips instead...that don't eat people.

 

[Hikamaru]

Granted but then the whole ant population dies out.

I wish that US soldiers don't go on shooting rampages.

 

[Ephemeral Euphoria]

Granted. They now go on stabbing rampages.

I wish to turn back time.

 

[Hikamaru]

Granted and then you go back to the moment when The Beatles first came to the US.

I wish the Pentagon Papers were never leaked.

 

[Ephemeral Euphoria]

Granted. It's George W. Bush's porn stash that's leaked instead. Giddyup.

I wish the world of Grand Theft Auto was real.

 

[kuzronk]

Then everybody is getting attacked out of cars and that also means you

I wish everybody liked Kyubey

 

[Ephemeral Euphoria]

Granted, everyone happens to become a furry in a matter of days then.

I wish for a donut.

 

[Hikamaru]

Another case of getting ninja'd. Well played Xulek...

Granted but then Homer eats the donut.

I wish that Australians didn't have to wait the longest when it comes to Pokemon game release dates.

 

[Sweet Smoochum]

Granted, but the games only allow Kris as a playable character instead of Dawn, Hilda, Lyra, Ethan, etc.

I wish for a Poliwrath and a Politoed!

 

[Hikamaru]

Granted and then you get a King's Rock and Water Stone and you have to decide between them.

I wish people stop complaining about the Unova starters, especially saying Serperior is awesome, Samurott is ok and Emboar is terrible.

 

[Unknown#]

Granted. But now YOU can't stop complaining about them.

I wish for the E.G.G.M.A.N.

 

[Sweet Smoochum]

Granted, but ...he's scrambled, and you don't have a plate.

(I thought this post was egg-citing.)


I WISH FOR A GOOD (SWELL) back massage.

 

[ShinyUmbreon189]

Granted, you do get the back massage then, a roided up dude comes in and snaps your spine so you will now be posting in a wheelchair.

I wish when I was playing my Pokemon Soul Silver that I could speed through battles.

 

[Hikamaru]

Granted but then all the sprites are animated.

I wish for the Pokemon anime to air all-episodes non-stop.

 

[ShinyUmbreon189]

I wish for the same thing but cant find anything bad about it...
I got one.... all the little kids would cry because there would be no more new episodes to watch and all the parents would complain just like they did with the game corner with the gambling and there would be no more pokemon.

I wish for the same thing as hikari but not what I said lol

 

[Sweet Smoochum]

GRANTED, but then you get sick of the theme.

I wish to see Ash and Misty paired.

 

[Hikamaru]

Granted but they suddenly say "What references?"

I wish that Elgyem became the cutest Psychic Pokemon.