Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[WillPowerPedro]

Granted, but everyone trades so much easy trades 24/7, Nintendo's WiFi system blocks up, causing B2/W2 to be held back.

I wish people didn't text and drive.

 

[Hikamaru]

Granted, it is now BANNED.

I wish that Game Freak put more thought into thinking of Pokemon characters' names.

 

[WillPowerPedro]

Granted, but they are so complex it blows kids' minds and puts them into comas.

I wish I was jamming at Loo and Placido's concert!

 

[The Noob Hacker]

Of course. I don't know why you want to be a non-sentient jar of jam at a concert, but I'm not here to ask questions.

I would like a tasty fish.

 

[WillPowerPedro]

Granted. Wait... I forgot my lunch...

*burp* Excuse me. Could I get a drink to wash down this salmon?

 

[Ephemeral Euphoria]

Granted. "Hands bottle of lemon juice mixed with oily mustard."

I wish to be a trance DJ.

 

[WillPowerPedro]

You do. But you suck at it. You never told me a skill level.

I wish I am a GREAT trance DJ

 

[Hikamaru]

Granted and then you realize that you fail.

I wish that Bianca didn't steal Cheren's glasses...

 

[Plasmette]

Granted. You now own Nintendo, Game Freak, and everything that comes with it. You own all the characters. So then you removed Biancas glasses from her design. Now all the people who drew fanart and liked the glasses came to Nintendo and brutally murdered you. BLOODY CHEREN FANS.

I wish I was the very best, at Poker!

 

[DaEpicTrainer]

Denied, you can never be the best when i'm around.

I wish that Ash won't battle like a noob anymore in the new episodes of Pokemon.

 

[Hikamaru]

Granted and now the targeted kids audience hates you.

I wish that Americans weren't affected by the swastika...

 

[The Noob Hacker]

Okay, now everyone in the country is a Nazi and is not affected by the symbol seeing as how it is so common.

I wish for a bunny.

 

[Black Hawk]

[SIZE="a"]Granted. The bunny is rabid and bites you viciously.

I wish I could fire bend[/SIZE]

 

[Baker's Bulbasaur]

Granted but you can't control the way it bends and it destroys your favourite cookie shop.

I wish Prison Break had another 4 seasons...

 

[Hikamaru]

Granted, it now gets overrated.

I wish that Australian TV wasn't so weird...

 

[NatureKeeper]

Granted, but the TV explodes.

I wish for wish that will not be corrupted.

 

[Twilight-kun]

It gets corrupted anyway

Spoiler:

I wish for a million wishes of the same wish

 

[goldenyellowcrystal]

Granted, but the PC corrupts, and fills the first megabyte of your hard drive with A0's.

I wish for someone to reply here.
(Try to corrupt this!)

 

[missingno000]

Granted, but the reply is misfiled and ends up five centimetres to the left of here.

I wish I had a Saanaito for a girlfriend.

 

[WillPowerPedro]

Granted, but she loves you so much that you hurt.

I wish people understood me.