Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[roosterman]

granted. it comes in the form of an action replay and you're banned from every tournament in the world ever.

i wish for 10x my normal strength

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Granted, for the size of a mouse, it's not that much.

I wish that I learned how to use CSS.

 

[Chaos Fork]

Granted, but you just don't know how.
I wish people will respect me for (sort of) reviving this

 

[Seth Rollins]

Granted, but then you explode because of your happiness.

Wish I could go back in time and return safely.

 

[Mark Kamill]

Granted, but you landed in a universe where the Axis won WW2.
I wish that I could have a wish with no downsides.

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Granted, you create a plot hole causing somebody to divide by zero.

I wish that my signature could be better looking than what I currently have. It's not the best, and not bad either.

 

[Seth Rollins]

Granted, but then you'll want to change, you make a FATAL mistake and your signature will also be known as the worst signature ever.

Wish I always had something to do.

 

[evking]

Granted but you get caught up in everything quickly and die of exhaustion.

I wish that this wish and all other wishes I will ask for will not get corrupted in any way or form.

 

[roosterman]

granted, but not as corruption but as a conscience, this thread is now boring and died

i wish the book scorpia had a better ending

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Granted but you still think it sucked.

I wish that WoW was erased from the shelves.

 

[Mark Kamill]

Granted, but Warcraft 3 is the 3rd iteration in a 20 iteration series now.
I wish I had a rabbit.

 

[Patrick]

Aww, I can't corrupt that! :(
Uh, granted, but it's... expensive to take care of. I dunno, I'm too biased.

I wish higher education was much, much cheaper.

 

[roosterman]

granted, we are now in the time of hunger games and the highest education you can get is a hunting class. whats more? you were picked to be in the hunger games.

i wish for some cool sun glasses like the first pair in my sig

 

[Evanlyn]

Granted, but everytime you put them on you will poke yourself in the eye like the guy in your sig :P

I wish for more cool hats..

 

[doeboy9]

Granted but they only seem cool to you and everyone else ridicules your for you lame hats.

I wish I wasn't so lazy.

 

[Chaos Fork]

Granted, and you get super fit. Then you get a heart attack during cross country.
I wish I had 1000 wishes.

 

[halcyonic]

Granted but you used them all up without realizing it.

I wish people would accept MLP in a good way...

 

[Tackle]

Granted but later people got addicted to SAO. xD

I wish SAO will be real.

 

[evking]

Granted but someone else has access to that world.

I wishthat I was good at writing fanfics.

 

[Seth Rollins]

Granted. You become the most popular fan fic writer, won 1,000,000 trophies, but someone kills you because he likes you VERY VERY MUCH.

Wish I could finish Phoenix Wright in 1 minute.