Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[Ashbox]

i yell in your ear...it is hard to focus...

i wish for a kitty

 

[iTzKaizer]

Granted, but my dog ate your skitty at breakfast.

I wish my dog could speak.

 

[Ashbox]

it can....it just cussed you out...

i wish for a lawyer

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. He makes you look bad in the most subtle way possible because you claim to be something you're not. A Grammar Nazi.

I wish for some sake.

 

[salmence33]

granted but I don't know what sake is so instead you get a banana

I wish for some well baked cookies and not getting killed or hurt in the process

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted, however, the girl scouts steal your wallet.

I wish for the French Revolution and that I am FAR AWAY as in at least 99999 Kilometers away from France.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. Robespierre still guillotines you anyway because you might be plotting a counterrevolution from that far away.

I wish I was on the H.M.S. Beagle.

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted, however, when you die of scurvy before you arrive at the Galapagos.

I wish that I was Charles Darwin.

 

[Corvus of the Black Night]

Granted, but then you get ridiculed by those who work for the Catholic Church, and the Pope hates you and tells you to go to hell. Okay, maybe not that last bit.

I wish I could posess people.

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted, however, it is only through Mind Control and you can ONLY control what they say.

I wish there was a third Golden Sun. (I loved those games :))

 

[Corvus of the Black Night]

Granted. Not corrupted, because I QUITE OBVIOUSLY WHOLESOMELY AGREE WITH YOU =D

I wish I could marry the young man featured in my avie/sig.

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted, however, Ivan cheats on you with Sheba and asks for a divorce.

I wish for the Mars Lighthouse.

 

[Spinor]

Granted. It is pulvurized since it was from mars.

I wish for an Ergonomic Keyobard.

 

[Oblivion Reaper 2.0]

okay but I eat them

I wish I was a Prinny

 

[BHwolfgang]

I wish that I would be extremely well-known in this site with a positive air whenever someone mentions me. -shot-

Granted, but you get eaten by a carnivore. (Is there such thing as polar bears in the video games?)

 

[Ekeshum]

Granted but your fame lasts for 2.5 seconds before mewtow erases everyone's memory. and the posts.

i wish to have a knight in shining armor to rescue meesa (gunganese fo you non star wars peoples)

 

[XxZer0xX]

Granted but your fame lasts for 2.5 seconds before mewtow erases everyone's memory. and the posts.

i wish to have a knight in shining armor to rescue meesa (gunganese fo you non star wars peoples)

Yousa saved by a knight in shiny armored knight is just a little kid with an aluminum foil hat (He doesn't want people probing his brains).

I wish I could live forever, never age, and never lose any part of ability of my body, not lose my mind, not lose CONTROL of my body and mind, never age in reverse, and be able to still have kids and was impervious to all harm that is able to come to the body and that I can still get a girlfriend and that she would never leave me and that's she's smart and pretty (by pretty, I mean what most guys would call pretty) and that I can never die and I will never hurt anything or cause it to become bricked (unusable) or completely disintegrated or blown up into smoke. lol that's a mouthful!

 

[Spinor]

Sure, but Chuck Norris was granted that as well.

I wish that Miley Cyrus had feelings for me XD.

 

[Netto Azure]

Granted...but she grows up after a couple of years. =P


My wish. xP

I wish I could possess people.

 

[~Poke~]

Granted. But you can't control them, and you're stuck possessing them.

I wish I had a perfect cookie that's not deformed or poisoned in anyway that will not make me go crazy when I finish it due to sadness. Wait, gimme a pie like that too. An apple pie. A chocolate cookie.