Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[Frequency]

Granted. It's reduced to 1.(I didn't quite get the wish,sorry.)

I wish for a earlier release date for FFXIII.

 

[The Apprentice™]

Granted but later you found out FF XIII sucks

I wish for a boomerang that actually works

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. It's covered in razor sharp blades, so good luck catching it when it comes back.

I wish I knew what that shady new medicine was.

 

[Ochigi]

Granted,but you died of knowing..

i wish for cheese!!!!!!!

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. It's Limburger.

I wish I had the Tools no. 2.

 

[Frequency]

Granted. It Fails.

I wish for the Lunar 2 sountrack. I left it home in michigan...

 

[Comic Tragedy]

Granted. Macgyver is living with you, he creates a bomb using the cd. You die, along with the destruction of your home and family.....

I wish for the St. Louis Cardinals to win the World Series this year.

 

[Frequency]

Granted. They later die on the bus back home.

I wish for a Bigger Tv.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. You have to use a dial to change channels, though.

I wish I knew why Hiroari shot a strange bird.

 

[Comic Tragedy]

Granted. But the man who told you, then had to kill you...... *insert dramatic music*

I wish to successfully download and play the free online pokemon mmorpg advertised on this page.

 

[Ninja Caterpie]

Granted, but my page is different and you play Civony instead. xD

I wish I didn't get none ads.

Note that I used double negatives. =D

 

[Crystal-Heart]

Granted, but now there are two inverted versions of you as well. Double Negatives.

I wish for Model ZX.

 

[Frequency]

Granted. You wake up in the night to find that a crackhead stole it.

I wish for a box of Cap'n Crunch!

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. However, the cap'n was recently caught with NSFW images so now you get Admiral Crunch instead which has a completely different taste than Cap'n Crunch.

I wish I knew who broke into my stash of AAs.

 

[Ochigi]

Granted,but you died before your theif was gonna admit.

I wish for a pikachu thats mean names Milkshakes!

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted, but you die.

I wish that "You die" wasn't the corruption half the time.

 

[Frequency]

Granted. It's corruption ALL the time.

I wish for a Magic Dragon.

 

[Ochigi]

Granted,but it didnt have any mucus in it so its stomach digested itself and it went to uhhm... "Dragon Heaven..."

I wish for a pickle!

 

[Kindo]

Granted,you got it but i slipped out of your hand and you got hit by a car when you ran after it.

I wish i had a invincible body

 

[ShadowLeader]

You get it but then you go blind
I wish i was an Oscar Meyer Weiner