Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[SilverStilletto]

granted, but its something you neither need noe want.

i wish nothing happened

 

[evking]

Granted, you died.

I wish I was famous!

 

[SilverStilletto]

thats something happening!
Granted, youre top of the "most wanted" list!

i wish i wish i wish that the girls watch didnt fall into the time paradox well

 

[evking]

Granted, it did

I wish that my Grandpa would come back to life...

 

[SilverStilletto]

granted, but hes a zombie and eats your brains

i wish i hadnt made this wish

 

[.little monster]

Now the world will end.

I wish the world didn't end. ;o;

 

[SilverStilletto]

granted, instead pokemon does.

O.O ok, that was harsh...

I wish ^ went through a time warp

 

[Mira]

Granted, but he emerges at the moment of the Big Bang.

I wish it were possible to grow candy corn :3

 

[SilverStilletto]

granted, its a candy/corn hybrid and it tastes NASTY

i wish for a noodle!

 

[Sweet Smoochum]

Granted, but it tastes like cheese.

I wish money actually grew off of trees.

 

[SilverStilletto]

mmmm.... cheesy noodle... (corruption FAIL)

granted, but its counterfeit

i wish pc werent so darn interesting so i could actually get to sleep before 3 am

 

[.little monster]

Granted, but you never wake up.

I wish I wasn't tired.

 

[evking]

Granted, you are always thirsty.

I wish I can morph into animals.

 

[Man of Faith]

Granted, but only bunnies. And you can't change back.

 

[Drawicia]

Sadrith, its not fun if you don't post a wish. :(

I wish to give this wish to Sadrith!

 

[SilverStilletto]

granted, but sadrith doesnt use it!

I WISH I HAD A STAR OCEAN BUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (google it if you dont know what it is)

 

[Man of Faith]

Granted! But it's dead...

I wish I hadn't forgotten my wish earlier...

 

[SilverStilletto]

granted, but it doesnt com true....

i wish people knew what i meant when i said star ocean bunny

 

[The Corrupt Plague]

Granted, but it still gets run over by a semi.
I wish I had a real safe missingno as a pet.

 

[SilverStilletto]

granted, but you become a character in the game and thus cannot move by yourself

i wish for a perfect, uncorruptable, star ocean bunny plushie