Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[Comrade Nikita Ivanova]

Granted, but a year later you get hung and die again.

I wish I had an apartment in Moscow.

 

[ReyRey-Pyon]

Granted, but you end up having to give it up on the same day

i wish I had a pet rock /srs fayse

 

[KUROXFAI]

granted but then it dies

i wish i wasnt you

 

[♣Gawain♣]

You already are not me. So that statement is invalid. >.>

I wish for some JackAss movie.

 

[SolarAbusoru]

Granted, but you end up being used as in it as a human lance.

I wish for a brand new quality checked high definition plasma screen TV

 

[♣Gawain♣]

Granted, but it would be made of air.

I wish for some worms.

 

[Visualization]

Granted. But they all randomly become extinct! :P

I wish I had a Squirtle!

 

[Goron]

Granted but it kills you

I wish i had a fancy suitcase

 

[KUROXFAI]

granted but u cant open it

wish i had something other then cold ramen to eat right now..

 

[Goron]

Granted, You get Extremely hot Ramen

I wish i could open my fancy suitcase

 

[KUROXFAI]

granted but then it snaps shut on ure fingers

i wish i had nice parents

 

[Goron]

Granted but your old parents kill them, Eat their children and take you back than hit you for trying to get new parents.

I wish i could have revenge on the one who made my suitcase snap my fingers

 

[KUROXFAI]

granted but ure plan fails and they kill u

i wish i wasnt of the undead

 

[Maxedg8s]

DENIED :D

I wish to be asleep. :T

 

[poopnoodle]

Sure, but you're having Freddy Krueger nightmares. Sucks.

I wish my peanut butter would last forever ;3;

 

[Comrade Nikita Ivanova]

Granted, but the government declares peanut butter a disgrace to your country and will kill anyone caught with it.

I wish the History Channel would show a documentary on the Battle of Stalingrad already.

 

[Haruka of Hoenn]

It does, but you miss it and instead are forced to watch the show you hate the most.

I wish school was more exciting.

 

[Comrade Nikita Ivanova]

Granted, but you don't learn anything and grow up to be an idiot.

I wish I had my own propaganda poster with a picture of me holding a baby on it.

 

[A Pixy]

But the picture comes to life and the baby KILLS EVERYONE!

I wish my NECK WOULD STOP HURTING! AUGH!!

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. You just lost the feeling in all of your nerve endings inadvertently.

I wish I knew if Puyo Nexus was working on a Puyo Puyo 7 English patch or not.