Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[Gazza]

granted but they only doom you

i wish i ruled the universe

 

[Negative-Zero]

granted but everyone dies

i wish this wish wasnt

 

[Gazza]

denied *shoots*^

i wish i had a pot noodle and a scotch egg *drools*

 

[Negative-Zero]

what? denied cuz im too stupid to know what that means

i wish that i was rich

 

[~GodricGryffindor9~]

granted but you get greedy and die alone.



i wish i could... um... (something about remembering...)

 

[KUROXFAI]

granted but u remember everything anybody ever knew causing u to have a ciesure and die

i wish i was dating john barrowman *the actor*

 

[Comrade Nikita Ivanova]

Granted, but you later decide you want someone with a moustache and break up with him in favour of Friedrich Engels.

I wish our library wasn't so lousy and had decent books like The Communist Manifesto and Trotsky's biography.

 

[Gazza]

grante but your library burns down

once again i wish for a pot noodle and a scotch egg

 

[Goron]

Granted but you drop it into a chemical waste drum and it becomes a super villain and kills you.

I wish this was a real person >>>>> :bandit: and that he was my best friend.

 

[Gazza]

granted but he's a super teenage ninja smiley who likes to kill his best mates


i wish me and donkey kong would kick everybody i don't know at PC's butt

 

[Maxedg8s]

DENIED >:D

i wish for the person below me to corrupt my wish. (reverse psychology)

 

[SolarAbusoru]

Granted, I just corrupted it even more though by bypassing the reverse psychology.

I wish to Rule London and show the Parliament who's boss

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. You covered London with lines and then you show the Parliament the Prime Minister.

I wish for an SD card slot on my computer.

 

[KUROXFAI]

granted but then i take ure computar

i wsh i was dating Angelina Jolie

 

[Code]

Granted, but she secretly hates you...(sorry!)

I wish I had some vodka right now....XD

 

[KUROXFAI]

granted but i kill u before u can have even one sip XD

i wish i was dead

 

[Code]

Granted, but I make you alive again. XD

I wish I could fly...

 

[KUROXFAI]

granted but u either end u like icarus or as u fall to earth u get sucked into the propellars of a cargo plane like a goose

i wish i was to $e*y for mah shirt

 

[Code]

Granted, but you forget your wish is granted because I get you drunk (While I'm drinking XD).

I wish for some toast. XD

 

[starlightartist]

granted, but it has an invisible sword in

I wish for english, legit and full version of pokemon rumble