Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[Jayster23]

Granted but you were eaten by me.

I wish I controlled Fire

 

[ReyRey-Pyon]

Granted
But ~I~ control you :>

I wish my pet rock was still alive ;~;

 

[Akari]

Granted. But the pet rock can speak and constantly asks you about your love life.

I wish for one more chance.

 

[Erudition]

Granted, however, you waste it almost immediately o.o

I wish that translated manga came out faster o.o

 

[ReyRey-Pyon]

granted. but its translated into german o3o

I wish i had a pony o3o

 

[Åzurε]

Granted. It's mane catches on fire when you try to ride it. o___o

I wish for more wishes.

 

[インフェルノの津波]

Error, error. Illegal wish. Cannot be corrupted.

I wish for a computer full of viruses.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. Enjoy your Swine Flu.

I wish I could go to this year's Reitaisai.

 

[THIRTY-SIX]

Your arms and legs drop off and nobody else can go with you.

Counterfeit was unbanned.

 

[A Pixy]

Granted, but then he gets b& again.

I wish my nose wasn't stuffed up.

 

[Akari]

Granted, but now all that stuff clogs your lungs, leading to suffocation.

I wish that time was on my side.

 

[Erudition]

Granted, but sadly your life isn't :/

I wish for pure simplicity.

 

[Åzurε]

okay.

...

<<

>>

oo

...bored yet?

I thought "More Wishes" was perfectly corruptible. =/

I wish I was friends with Karma.

 

[Ninja Caterpie]

Granted, but everyone hates Karma and thus hates you.

I wish to be awesome.

 

[ReyRey-Pyon]

granted
but awesome is the new suck

i wish had a snow cone o3o

 

[インフェルノの津波]

Granted, but then it explodes, the cause was spontaneous combustion.

I wish I killed Bill...

 

[Ninja Caterpie]

Granted, but then Bill wakes from the dead and because you don't have any weapons, you get slaughtered by the zombies and your brain gets eated.

I wish for Doctor Who 2010 NOW.

 

[インフェルノの津波]

And now he's gone.

I wish for a Fanta...

 

[Ninja Caterpie]

It's beyond its expiry date.

I wish for utopia!

 

[Gazza]

granted but your not allowed near it :p

i wish for a rocket chair :D