Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[Team_SJK]

Granted, but she's naked.

I wish HTML code is on.

Granted, but it only works on older computers.

I wish my DS could play the older Game Boy games from its Slot 2 port.

 

[yaya0]

Granted, but it can't do anything else.

I wish for one free internet.

 

[Uboa]

@Eldrei: And that is a 'horrible' corruption how? ://D

Granted. But it's DIAL-UP.

I wish my cellphone charger wouldn't be a poopie. D:
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[MarstheCar]

Granted, it turns into a rock.

I wish I didn't fear the dark.

 

[Shanghai Alice]

Granted. Instead, your eyes are unable to bear the light. You try to get by this at first, wearing special glasses, but over time, because you aren't in absolute darkness 24/7, you lose the only advantage you have.

You eventually go blind while far from home. Your car breaks down, and your phone dies. You are hit by a car trying to get to the nearest gas station.


I wish THE Reimu Hakurei lived nearby.

 

[Comrade Nikita Ivanova]

Granted, but she won't acknowledge your existence.

I wish for a computer that runs Windows 1.0.

 

[Shanghai Alice]

L-LIES! REIMU IS KIND AND LOVING AND ACKNOWLEDGES EVERYONE! T_T

You have one. Now if only you had the monitor to go with it... And you didn't have to sell your soul for it...

I wish I was in Gensokyo.

That's just ASKING for it right there..

 

[§acred†Beo!]

Granted but your arms and head stay the same size.

I wish I had a large pepperoni pizza with extra cheese and a coke!

 

[Shanghai Alice]

The crust has Mentos baked into it. The ER has to clean your blown up corpse off its walls with a spatula.

I wish I had a bowl of awesome, non-poisonous Oreos.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. It's one of those bowls used to hold dipping sauces of various kinds. On the bright side, the Oreo tasted amazing and a half and it didn't kill you!

I wish I own a Casino.

 

[Shanghai Alice]

You do.

However, the cops shut you down, and you're forced to live on the streets, where you get murdered over two dollars.

I wish that Yukari was madly in love with me.

 

[xDaisuke0]

She is, but she turns psychotic and kills anyone who dares be nice to you, or cares about you. ONLY YOU MUST HAVE HER LOVE!

I wish I found all my lost gameboys and games. :[

 

[Peeky Chew]

Granted. But finding them all at once meant that your body was sped off in severall directions...

I wish that number 42 wasn't the meaning of life.

 

[The Sceptile King]

granted but 42 1/2 is

i wish there was no more corruption in this thread

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. Leave this thread with your blasphemous words. There, now the corruption is gone.

I wish for Judgment of the Truth.

 

[Charizard632]

Granted, but due to too much information in your brain, its memory has to be formatted.

I wish a tornado would hit North Dakota.

 

[Zeffy]

Granted. It hit you.

I wish for pie.

 

[Charizard632]

Granted. It's a bomb pie! And I actually don't live in North Dakota, I live in Texas, which means the tornado went through South Dakota, Nebraska, Kansas, and Oklahoma.

I wish I had a toy gun.

 

[Team_SJK]

Granted. It's a bomb pie! And I actually don't live in North Dakota, I live in Texas, which means the tornado went through South Dakota, Nebraska, Kansas, and Oklahoma.

I wish I had a toy gun.

Granted, but it backfires on you with a real bullet, and now you have to get 13 stitches in your shoulder.

I wish that I knew what I know now, when I was younger and stronger.

 

[Pokestick good times.]

Granted, but the knowledge of the future makes your brains explode in a rain of pink slime.

I wish I was a supporter...