Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[MeerFall]

granted but he also gobbled up the whole earth!

I wish i had a 3Ds NOW!

 

[E.C.]

Wish granted, but why do you want 3 ds's, one is good enough.

i wish for a new avatar.

 

[Know-Nothing Bozo the Non-Wonder Dog]

Granted, but the file is too large so you can't use it.

I wish for a Jelly Baby.

 

[TJgamer]

Here you go. A baby boy made of jelly.
....And it gets eaten!

I wish everyone here at the PokéCommunity could be together in the same place.

 

[E.C.]

Granted, but the thread lags so much because too many people are on it.

i wish i could throw a Molotov at my old high school and burn it.

 

[Callandor]

Granted, but they build one thats worse and make you go back.

I wish I could eat all the Subway I wanted forever with out needing to paying for it.

 

[ziadhe]

Granted but you get fat and die!

I wish i was a pokemon

 

[MeerFall]

wish granted but you become a magickarp

i wish my dog could stop licking me

 

[Perriechu]

Granted but its eats you.

I wish I had a pony.

 

[MeerFall]

granted but it ran off

I wish for a nice sandwich

 

[Perriechu]

Granted but I eated it. :(

I wish my Toothache would go.

 

[MeerFall]

granted but now you have no teeth

i wish that i can fly!

 

[Perriechu]

In your face it went

Granted but you have one feather per arm.

I wish for another Wish?

 

[MeerFall]

granted but you wasted a wish

I wish i was popular!

 

[Perriechu]

Granted but your popularity goes to your head and you lose everything.

I wish I had a kittie cat :3

 

[E.C.]

granted, but i feed it pepsi and mentos and it spontaneously combusts.

i wish for a new president.

 

[Perriechu]

Granted but he gets assassinated and the former president steps back up to the post and nothing ever happened.

I wish that the next user can't wish.

 

[E.C.]

Wish NOT granted. xD

i wish it was my birthday today.

 

[Perriechu]

Granted but no one remembers and it becomes the worst wish ever.

I wish it was Sunday

 

[E.C.]

Granted but its sunday at 11:59 pm, and you have to go to sleep for school tomorrow.

i wish for more friend requests.