Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[Joey's Rattata]

Granted, but you get so confused from your new body that you walk off a cliff... And die. ):

I wish for a pair of skates.

 

[alisaie]

Granted, but they have no wheels.

I wish for some cake!

 

[TJgamer]

Granted, but it's a lie. The cake is always a lie!

I wish I could easily repair anything.

 

[donavannj]

Granted, however, you are now breaking things as quickly as you can repair them, meaning you're spending the rest of your life fixing things that you just broke after having just fixed them.

I wish I had enough free time to take my dog on an hour walk every day.

 

[Joey's Rattata]

Granted, but you no longer have a dog!

I wish that Romeo and Juliet didn't have a tragic ending.

 

[ShaQuL]

Granted but they dont get married cos juliet loves someone else
I wish for a MUDKIP!

 

[TJgamer]

Here's your Mudkip. Until it evolves into a Swampert and has to go outside.

I wish to see Saturn up close.

 

[ShaQuL]

Granted but its a picture of saturn really close xD
I wish for it to be Friday

 

[Joey's Rattata]

Granted, but everyone else is unaware of this change.

I wish every school day was a half day!

 

[TJgamer]

Granted, it's Friday......11:59 PM. LOL!

I wish I could teleport from one place to another.

 

[ShaQuL]

Granted but you can only teleport 5 meters away :D
I wish I had a Jirachi
PS: TJgamer got ninja'd :P

 

[mew_nani]

Your wish is granted: Unforunately Jirachi left all of his wish tags at home.
I want... ICE CREAM!

 

[The Corrupt Plague]

Granted, but it turns out to be poisoned ice cream and you die a very slow and painful death.

I wish that pigs could fly.

 

[Alice]

Granted, but they don't know how to control their wings, so they all fly into space and die.

I wish I could have a real pokemon.

 

[nm legend]

granted.. but its a wailord....have fun!!

hey i wish i had a real pokemon too....someone please grant me this wish!!

 

[mew_nani]

Your wish is granted! Your Charizard breathes fire on you and you die. :D

I would like.... a 3-layer chocolate filled NOT POISONOUS OR BITTER TASTING cake. :)

 

[тнз_ᴜᴨᵳoᴙgıvӡи]

granted but it explodes in your face and i laugh REALLY HARD:laugh::laugh:

i wish for some Liquid Nitrogen.

 

[MeerFall]

wish granted but you became frozen as it appered around you


i wish i had 5,000 posts

 

[TJgamer]

Wish granted. Until you decide to make another post and make 5,001.

I wish for a real working Pokéball.

 

[ShaQuL]

You got it but nothing bigger than an ant can go in xD
I wish i could teleport