Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

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I wish that no one could corrupt my wishes!

 

[smithtism]

Denied because you didn't corrupt my wish.

I wish I was a martial arts master.

 

[Ghast]

Wish granted, but then you get beat up by a mega martial arts master.

I wish a had a donut right now. :P

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted. You have a nut of dough. Enjoy.

I wish for a drier sense of humor. *cough*

 

[smithtism]

Granted. Here ya go.

Spoiler:

I wish Whose Line Is It Anyway was never canceled.

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted. It never existed in the first place.

I wish for an even drier sense of humor. Not good enough O:<

 

[smithtism]

Granted. Here ya go.

Spoiler:

I wish clouds were edible.

 

[deoxys121]

Granted, but they taste like a mixture of sweat and sewer water.

I wish I was above the law.

 

[Snow Phoenix]

I
the law

Granted. I is now above the law.

I wish that the next wish was just as fun to corrupt.

 

[Ghast]

Wish granted. Oh, I hope by fun you meant getting mauled by a bear. :P

I wish I could fly.

 

[JinRazielGames]

But Souja hit you with Izanagi on your crotch while flying.

I wish there was no law and sin.

 

[Snow Phoenix]

no law and sin.

There you go. Enjoy. Wish granted.

I wish I didn't get mauled by that bear a few posts up.

 

[smithtism]

Granted. Now you're going to get mauled by yaoi-obsessed fangirls.

I wish cookies couldn't go stale.

 

[lahishendeeir]

now you have lots&lots of uneaten-unstale cookies. keke~

i wish or hope that amy winehouse's new 'unfinished' album gets released.

 

[Nash Bandicoot]

Granted, wishes now get destroyed.
I wish I had electric superpowers

 

[lahishendeeir]

like anyone who has super powers/abilities, you have to train or explore the world of your gift. & obviously, things don't work or go smoothly as you thought but, practice makes perfect (it's only the start!). but you know, accidents happen.

BAM! your powers go horribly wrong, electrifying er'one in the cityyy! D;

i wish i could restart this life again & make it 100x better. (:

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted. You just made it better... in the other direction o.O

I wish for a correction :3

 

[deoxys121]

Granted. Here ya go:

Spoiler:

I wish I could see the future.

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted. Someone corrupted your wish. You have officially seen (or rather predicted) the future.

I wish for friendly fire =3

 

[deoxys121]

Granted. The next fire you see will be a very friendly one.

I wish free music downloading was legal.