Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[White_Arcanine]

Granted, but he gave up on music.

I wish I didn't have terrible friends irl.

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Granted, but now they constantly annoy you.

I wish I can fly.

 

[Hikamaru]

Denied, cos you are one heavy Snorlax.

I wish that all of PC stood up, opened their windows and screamed "IT'S HIKARI'S BIRTHDAY!!! WE KNOW HOW MAD AS HELL SHE IS!"...

 

[The Works]

Granted, but then the cops get them in no time and place all of them on house arrest, with the windows locked shut.

I wish that nightmares didn't exist.

 

[Rodriguezjames55]

granted but without nightmares their no horror movies

Wish Linkin park's 6th ablum comes out soon

 

[The Works]

Granted, but it consists only of 40 minutes of silence.

I wish that I lived in Seattle.

 

[Rodriguezjames55]

granted but you get shot
Wish that i could get everything free

 

[The Works]

Granted, but you're only able to get Everything (the film) and nothing else for free.

I wish for baked salmon with hollandaise sauce.

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Granted, but they're not the foods you're wanting for.

I wish that nobody can stop me!

 

[giratina11]

Granted, but your ears fall off from listening to stuff to long

I wish I was Kirby.

 

[Ephemeral Euphoria]

Granted, you're now Jack Kirby. Have fun finding out about Stan Lee nailing your wife lol.

I wish I was the fresh prince of bel air.

 

[The Works]

Granted, but then the franchise becomes unpopular and dies out and you die mad and penniless.

I wish that Friday was tomorrow.

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Granted, but Monday is the day afterward.

I wish that I would never lose interest in Pokemon.

 

[Hikamaru]

Granted, you get all the Pokemon merchandise you want.

I wish that we could all use each other's avatars/sigs freely without getting censored.

 

[The Works]

Granted, but then some random company sues PokeCommunity for using sigs and avatars then you can only use the default avatars, and you can't put a sig.

I wish that I don't get tired in school.

 

[roosterman]

granted but to accomplish this a hobo stands next to you and slaps you every time you yawn

i wish fury swipes of love were a real move

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrDW9WfLr4E

 

[Feroz]

Granted, but the attack hits you and you fall in love with the user/pokemon

I wish that you can make new pokemon!

 

[roosterman]

granted but everyones heads blew up from the epic thought of creating a new pokemon

i wish nintendo would add fairy type pokemon (instead of making all the fairies normal type)

 

[Feroz]

Granted , but the game crashes when you catch that type of pokemon.

I wish that Pikachu could learn Kamehameha and Rasengan from both series, DBZ and
Naruto.

 

[Arcturus.]

Granted, but then Pikachu attacks you and his power level is OVER 9,000!!! Then Pikachu uses Double Team and makes 100 clones and attacks you with 50 Rasengans.

I wish Nintendo would make a zombie Pokemon game.