Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[Thursday]

Granted, but it the pokemon you can get from it are zubats

I wish I had more time to play pokemon

 

[yiliang99]

Granted but your game been stolen and all the pokemon game been sold.

I wish pokemon has a movie with digimon

 

[Rodriguezjames55]

granted but it like that Mario movie terrible

 

[roosterman]

you forgot to wish... and the mario movie was awesome!

i wish for a salmon to slap my worst enemy with

 

[Thursday]

Granted, but you learn that you are your worst enemy

I wish I didn't have to write this 10 page paper >:(

 

[何贤豪]

Granted, it becomes 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 pages! Hope you can do that!

I wish that Pokemon had a real-life event in Indonesia.

 

[roosterman]

granted its a rattata

i wish i had a blaziken costume and running stilts and some kind of sword that i can strap to my arm and fold out when i need along with a voice changer that makes me sound like an old cowboy so i can be a superhero named blaze

 

[何贤豪]

Granted, all of those stuff don't work.

I wish for a friend that's always near.

 

[roosterman]

granted, its me

mwahahahaha!

i wish the weeping angels in doctor who didn't scare me so much

 

[Hikamaru]

Denied, they did scare you.

I wish that so many mods did more hilarious posts when locking threads.

 

[Blaze42]

Granted, but they lock every thread.

I wish I had White 2.

 

[Ice Car]

Granted, but Ben Drowned.

I wish for my wish to not to not not be not be no not no idk be corrupted.

 

[Blaze42]

Granted, but stuff happpens and your wish gets corrupted.

I wish I lived near people that weren't rednecks.

 

[PixelG]

Granted, but there're zombies instead. xD
Did you like it? xD

I wish I were teacher...

 

[Blaze42]

Granted, but the kids you teach are demons.

I wish Zubat weren't in every cave.

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Granted but he/she never seems to make a post.

I wish that I didn't waste my time doing other stuff.

 

[Ice Car]

But you spent your time doing other stuff anyway because procrastination.

I wish for lots of candy. Non-poisonous, delicious candy, yummy.

 

[Blaze42]

Granted, but you get diabetes.

I wish I was a good artist.

 

[Hikamaru]

Granted, you even learn how to make CSS signatures.

I wish I wasn't so quiet...

 

[Arcturus.]

Granted, but now you have to SHOUT EVERYTHING YOU SAY!

I wish I had more free time.