~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

[ReKoil]

Granted,
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I wish for a change of scenery

 

[Starlight]

Granted!!! The scene changers bring you a massive painted background of a toxic wasteland. Thanks guys!

I wish to procrastinate less...

 

[Megan]

Granted, you're now so busy doing all the chores and other things you tried to hold off that you never find the time to do something you enjoy.

I wish for a better computer.

 

[Duck]

Granted. It goes crazy and enslave all of humanity.

I wish for a Klondike Bar.

 

[StCooler]

Granted. But to obtain it, you had to steal it from the son of the President of Randomstan. Now he cries and his daddy is not happy; it is considered as a diplomatic incident and you start a new war between your country and Randomstan.

I wish I was better at League of Legends.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but you no longer have a social life or a job and you barely even sleep. That improvement comes from practicing like crazy after all!

I wish I had the time to play all the un-played games in my steam library

 

[Dave]

Granted but their prices would be 10x more


I wish that I could remain Single my whole life(Not having a Girlfriend or a Wife)

 

[Allen303]

Granted But this remains fir only 3 days and then.. ..... 4 girls will fall in love with you and you have to marry them, Congratulations! You have four wives now!!!

I wish that Blastoise was the best Pokemon of all

 

[Queen]

Granted but every other Pokemon becomes extinct making Blastoise the best Pokemon of all!

I wish Mewtwo is my best friend!

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but your other friends become jealous and try to leave D=
Mewtwo forces them to stay with psychic powers though.
But is it still a friendship?

I wish for a free console

 

[Duck]

Granted. You get a Phillips 3DO whose motherboard has rusted for absolutely free.

I wish tech support came to my home, instead of me having to go to them.

 

[Megan]

Granted, but they'll charge you for it double and then triple the amount. And then you have to tip them, as well.

I wish for the usual.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, you get more Mondays! Every day is Monday now! 😈

I wish I could come up with a wish

 

[Duck]

Granted. Shame there's no one to grant it.

I wish I didn't get sleepy.

 

[Tigearthzap]

Granted, but you will be extremely tired forever

I wish that Karens no longer exist

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, they now all go by the name Kaytlynn 😅 Thus Karen is no more.

I wish someone would cook my food for me for a week so I don't have to =3

 

[Tigearthzap]

Granted, but you get severe food poisoing after consuming it


I wish that poaching no longer exists

 

[Megan]

Granted, they stop the poaching and instead do some really long cruises in their massive fuel devouring monstrosities of a car. You know, for the environment.

I wish to have a life.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, here's a hostage. This person's life is now in your hands, what will you do with it? 🙃

I wish my phone had a better camera

 

[Starlight]

Granted! You now have SLR like quality from your phone camera! But it's now the same shape as an SLR and doesn't make calls...

I wish hate wasn't in the dictionary.