~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

[Megan]

Granted, but they can now also see and interact with you!

I wish there were easier less time consuming means of travel.

 

[StCooler]

Granted, but only Jeff Bezos, Elon Musk and Bill Gates can afford them.
(I wish for that too)

I wish for a new pair of shoes.

 

[Retek]

Granted, but the inside of the shoes is filled with sand, unremovable sand!

I wish for a growth in height. ;-;

 

[jaggybeanz]

Granted, but now you're so tall you can't fit anywhere!

I wish for a car.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted: 😉

Spoiler:

I wish they would've fixed Age of Empires 2 HD instead of being greedy little munchkins and just releasing a new version 😤
(which probably has bugs/glitches too... idk I didn't bother with it 😂 )

 

[Arcaneum]

Granted - Age of Empires 3 has now been released! Have fun with boring!

I wish to be back in the 80s.

 

[Megan]

Granted. But now you're stuck in a timeloop having to do everything over and over again. You remember being from the future but stupid determinism is in your way.

I wish for some happiness in my life.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, everyone you know is now truly happy 😊
Who knows, maybe it'll be contagious? 😉

I wish for a sonic screwdriver

 

[Starlight]

Granted! You get a brand new cocktail made from ground up hedgehogs!

I wish for all my favourite films to get re-released in the cinema so I can see them on the big screen.

 

[StCooler]

Granted, but they are released in the Tamil language, with Ukrainian subtitles. Enjoy :)

I wish for Pokémon: Legends Arceus to be a masterpiece.

 

[Mahian23]

Granted,but you can't play it cuz it will release on year 2920.

I wish to know what love is.

 

[ReKoil]

Have a listen:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3Pr1_v7hsw

Do you know now? =D

I wish for a cute little kitten

 

[Megan]

Granted, but it is very hungry due to a growth spurt and ends up getting a lot taller than you.

I wish for the world to be purged of all the Mondays!

 

[Mahian23]

Granted,But now you can't get a single day off as the government requires 6 days of work in a week.As a result,Everyone got tired of working too hard,Some died,Some fell in deep depression,Couples can't spend a single day together so they broke up,The world economy faces a great loss in man power currently!

Spoiler:

I hope,You're happy with your wish.

I wish I were a wizard king who is loved by every single being and also the creator himself.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted. You are so loved that nobody wants to share you. Endless wars erupt and humanity wipes itself out. You are now the only human left. The creator then comes down to end your life so he/she can take you with them as they can't stand being without you for another second. Hope your happy...
Also for some reason I read Lizard King initially 😂

I wish to invent a delicious new dish.

 

[Retek]

Granted, but it's made up of all the food items you hate. 😉

I wish for my constant emerging sadness to be over.

 

[Zeostar]

Granted, but you have to complete a tour of Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory.

I wish for a golden ticket.

 

[Starlight]

Granted! Your ticket for the meat counter is a lovely shade of goldenrod! You're number 027 btw ;)


I wish to go back to Kennedy Space Center at some point.

 

[StCooler]

Granted, but they close the day after your visit.

I wish for plane tickets to be cheaper.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted. They removed all the seats though to save money. You'll have to sit down on the ground and hope the plane doesn't do a barrel roll!

I wish going through airports would be less of a hassle.
(just let me plow my bulldozer through one end of the building to the other! D=) 🙃